2006-12-03 21:14:16 · 8 answers · asked by Wow! I have a pig nose! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
those are not smurfs, those are the underpants gnomes.
They come in and steal your underpants so they can get rich.
2006-12-04 08:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it's smurfs...? I hesitate to suggest this, but some nasty people have drugged girls and taken advantage of them while theywere unconscious. Is there anybody in your area who is known to have a thing for girls' feet or toes...? You might want to let your folks know, so they can make sure you are safe.
4 DEC 06, 1644 hrs, GMT.
2006-12-04 11:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
according to what i've heard....smurf means little devil...so smurfs literally kissing your feet would be quite strange and scary.
2006-12-04 13:12:09 · answer #3 · answered by slick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you took a bad trip and haven't come down yet...
2006-12-04 05:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by kismet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They want to have bad breathe like their bad name.
2006-12-04 05:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by john h 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because you were really adopted. They're really your relatives.
2006-12-04 05:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because you toked some gnarly chronic.
2006-12-04 09:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Matt B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because your toe looks like smurfin
2006-12-04 07:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋