2006-12-03 20:29:50 · 10 answers · asked by irti 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Let me count my chicken before I answer .... oh, I got it...2 points!
Open a dictionary .... chicken would come first.
Open a fridge.... egg would be the one.
2006-12-03 23:12:57 · answer #1 · answered by small 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, do you want the theological version or the butthole version? I will give you the theological one. I only have one butthole and I refuse to give it away! Okay, here goes, The chicken was first, just like the night was first. Now, don't ask me which day GOD created the chicken, but it follows the rule of thought that since GOD created man, and not a baby, then likewise GOD had created the adult form of everything first. That would elimate the need of infant nuturing. And I believe the words are " LET THERE BE LIGHT" not let there be dark. So, there you have it, it was a grown chicken in the middle of the day. Thats why there are two questions about chickens, I think you know the other one.
2006-12-03 20:48:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The egg, and here's why:
In the begining was the singularity. As the singularity becam a super massive black matter object, it reached critical mass. As a direct result of the CM stage, a massive ejection sequence, in direct proportion to the amout of matter directly induced into the super massive black matter object prior to the CM stage, occured. Then as life as we know it was created by the singularity, our own little haven was created. Over millions of years, life entered into the equation. As the last preceeding relative of the chicken laid it's eggs, a breakthrough was being created within the cellular mass of the egg as a result of evolution. When the egg hatched, a baby chick, as we know it now, emerged. Therefore, as a indrect result of the singularity, and as a direct result of evolution, culminating with a species ability to conform, adapt and survive diferating climatal changes, it was the egg, that was laid by the first proceeding relative of the chicken.
2006-12-03 20:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by calebhouser99114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken and the egg were lying in bed. The chicken lit up a cigarette. The egg rolled over and fell asleep. What was your question again?
2006-12-03 20:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh, age old because it such a good one. I will take the scientific idea on this and say that the egg maybe was because through evolution, the genetic changes to become a chicken were likely in the egg.
2006-12-04 00:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by Nate K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken. Ask yourself: what lays eggs? Stupid question. The first spark of life was never given birth to, it simply came into existence. This is true whether you believe in evolution or creationism. I'm tired of people asking this question, the answer is obvious to people with half a brain.
2006-12-03 21:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by CaliCali 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I conclude it is indeed the chicken. For the egg would not be as it is in need of body heat to crack open...... without that, the egg would just be an egg.... and oh what a smell that goes bad!!!
your sister,
Ginger
2006-12-03 21:11:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do you ask?? The chicken, In ethereal form. What came first, you or God????
2006-12-03 22:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by Weldon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My same old counter question ....... day first or night?
2006-12-03 20:36:01 · answer #9 · answered by Doris T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm cumming right now.
2006-12-03 21:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by -.- 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋