and he dont want to go to hospital becasue hes embarressed
2006-12-03 19:37:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Put a coin in his mouth like a slot machine and he will spit it out
2006-12-03 19:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by bty53404242 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if this question is true or not? If it is true then I'm sorry but a visit to hospital is the only answer. One should never insert things that are not sold as proper 'toys' in to the anus. If you DO insert a toy make sure it has a proper block at the end to stop it disappearing all the way up. The anus has a sort of sucking up way to it that can make this happen.
My husband was taken to A and E the other night. There was some whispering and giggling from the nurses, and when they went behind the curtain a lot of screaming from some guy. Apparently he had 'lost' a dildo up his behind.
This is quite common from what i've heard so i urge anybody so inclined to be careful.
Your friend will have to go to hospital. There is no way otherwise. He will live through the embarrassment.
2006-12-03 19:49:59 · answer #2 · answered by Caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I had a really good answer for you until I read Cherryd's. I can't stop laughing. But....go to the hospital and let a doc take look. Don't worry they have seen worse, believe me. The intestines and anus works in a funny way, it might get sucked up even farther if you can't get a hole in the bottom of the can to let the pressure out and then that might not work. You're looking at some serious damage,dude. Good Luck!!!
2006-12-03 19:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by Katester 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it really is a real concern i'm hoping to shed some mild on the risks of putting large products into the anus. Having been educated on the anatomy of the human body you would possibly want to guage the danger of negative your sphincter on your anus. that's your rectal muscle which permits you to have a bowel flow. you would possibly want to stretch or damage this sphincter in which you could free administration over once you bypass which could call for some anal leakage. also you possibility perforating (fancy be conscious for ripping or tearing) your intestines which ability your feces are leaking into places they ought now to not be internally. that's truly risky and that i'm hoping you would follow products that are a lot less risky, surely no sharp edges and use various of lubrication! wish this helps.
2016-11-30 03:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him to jump about a bit, to make the coke nice an' fizzy. Then, pull off the tab......it should fly out like a rat up a drainpipe!!
I thought things were meant to go better with Coke!
2006-12-04 08:14:02 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CAREFULLY... break off the back end of the bottle...this will allow the pressure to equalize and make it easier to remove... protect his skin by putting something in the way - a towel, a newspaper, an old shirt. And don't EVER do it again!!! DUMB IDEA.
Have him drink a ton of water... that might help "flush" it out.
2006-12-03 19:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Goatsecs
2006-12-04 01:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by neorapsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Kwik fit and borrow a tyre lever, that will do the trick.
You can't get better than a kwik fit "sh**ter
2006-12-03 20:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by The LIZARD of OG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to get it back out? It's going to have kak all over it now! Just leave it up there, he'll either crap it out or just get used to it.
2006-12-03 19:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by lickintonight 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you are going to put stuff up your *** you have to be prepared for a little embarrassment at the hospital
2006-12-03 19:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋