please i really need help!!!plz plz?

Question

plz i need help for my speech. i only need 1 paragraph and im finish.. my speech is about accents...i want to make it a bit funny but how? and also..how should i start and end it with?? plz plz plz help me! i need in 2days.... plz plz plz

Answer 1

Start with Australian accent, elaborate it with British accent and end it with Jamaican accent.

Answer 2

(sorry about my spelling) It is easy. You can start by saying something with an accent that nobody will understand. This will trigger their attention and make your speech more interesting.
And at the end you can finish by a similar way. For example you can say : "Now that i have introduce you to the fascinating word of accents you must be able to understand what i am saying. Thank you" and you can do this with an accent that will sound funny

Answer 3

Ladies and gentlemen,
I am working on this speech with a sleepless nights! Right now I would like to bring the following to your kind notice under the given title ACCENTs that a human being is born with and I feel it can't changed easily eventhough one practices often and feels that s/he is doing it correct, because the mother tongue suddenly intereferes in some expressions and ofcourse the tongue twist takes place, some times lead to a wrong or different meaning to the listener comapred to actually meant.

Some of them:
Actual Accent
PLEASE BLEESE, PLEEJ

WORLD WORALD

TEN TEEN

NUMBER LUMBER

CAFE KAEF

BURGER PURGER, BOORGER

CHICKEN CHEECKEN

and lot .......
So one has to be bit careful while pronuncing them at common places and should not end up as a joke sort of situation!!

Answer 4

Start off with making fun of something, nothing offensive, but like something from a movie or something. Act out the accent, draw your audience in. Thats whats most important. At the end, end with a question, get them thinking, and end that in an accent as well. It will be comical and stick in ypur audiences minds.