Do you eat too much at the holidays?

Question

The Month After Christmas
"Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd tasted
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rare,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---
I said to myself, as I only can "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"
So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
'Til all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.

I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet"

Answer 1

i try not 2..
i take few of this & few of that

i dnt eat much nwyz but i stil gain weight. i guess fr sleeping & lack of exercise..

very nice poem!

Answer 2

No,but I eat sweets and junk food which I normally try to avoid.

Answer 3

Sometimes I do. Very nice by the way.

Answer 4

My freak-in wife says I do. And Lord knows she's never wrong.

Answer 5

i have much time in holidays and week ends to eat better and more and in this days i fell fating. it is deliciouse for me...

Answer 6

Just don't chew the fat
too long
Nice talkin' to you

Answer 7

I over-eat daily.

Answer 8

i used to lol but this year i wont coz i ll eat my bf loll.JK

Answer 9

no