I would really appreciate help writing a good descriptive metaphor about Kevin Federline that has good imagery in it (that appeals to one of the five senses: touch, smell, taste, sound, and sight)
2006-12-03 15:26:02 · 4 answers · asked by yeppperz 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
A moron with a voice that sounds like gravel in a blender, hair that even Christina Aguilera wouldn't try, looks like he has a permanent hangover, and he must have hit Britany in the head to get her to marry him. How's that?
2006-12-04 02:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by retooser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I guess a useless obnoxious noisy life support system for penis with an IQ slightly higher than a vegetable matter that we have to share the limited supply of oxygen with..... just doesn't meet with your standards.
How about, "The Egg that Goosed the Golden Lay"?
2006-12-03 23:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Cellophane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Kevin Federline is the worlds first no hit wonder" -Jimmy Kimmel
so you could say he is a boxer without hands?
or like the mascot of the baseball team?
2006-12-03 23:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A discarded rodent...
2006-12-03 23:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋