My Girlfriend in a fit of rage threw My computor out of our third story bedroom window, the only problem is, it was not My computer it belongs to the Company that I work for, I am trying to figure out what to tell them what happened to it, The truth is Sherry cought Me surfing porn and when i went to the post office, She pitched the whole set up out the window, I dont know what to do!
2006-12-03 15:04:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computers & Internet ➔ Other - Computers
fess up with the boss and let him/her know that you accidentally dropped the computor (sic) and must have hit something hard. If they don't replace it with the same pc then ask for an older version of what you had. It's as simple as that!! Say you are sooooo sorry... done deal!!
That's the easy part.
Now about your GF...that's another story and may take time and many nights in the dog house.... Better start saving up some moolah for a lot of flowers and some jewelry, not to mention... back rubs, massages, spa treatment, et al...
2006-12-03 15:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by MarianasTrench 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the company what happened but limit the details. If your girl friend threw it out the window, then you girl friend threw it out the window. If the company finds out you were surfing porn with company a company computer (Company ISP address traceable to porn site), it could be a career ending comment. They may try to get the money from your girl friend. If that is the case, you might need to offer to have the cost of the replacement computer deducted from you pay check over time to keep it quite. Knowing how your girlfriend feels about computer porn, you might want to consider that your actions may have brought this on yourself.
2006-12-03 15:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Cellophane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Company computer, surfing porn...nice one.
You can try and replace it yourself and just tell them the hard drive died in it. Or tell them it got knocked off a table.
Or tell the truth. And look at it this way: Some places would fire you for looking at porn on a company computer. In a way, your girlfriend helped you out.
2006-12-03 15:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by cornpie jones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For one why are you looking at porn on a company computer...most companies don't allow that....I guess she will be buying a new computer for your company. I would tell your boss the truth, he probably knows about the porn already.
2006-12-03 15:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by Kilee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Why the hell would you be looking at porn on a company machine ... Your lucky, you would probably be fired for the porn and if the computer is smashed they might not fight it
2006-12-03 15:14:29 · answer #5 · answered by Icon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woah. Porn on a company computer. That was probably your first mistake. Porn period is a mistake in my book.
2006-12-03 15:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by Saki K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 11:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the truth and offer to replace it.
2006-12-03 15:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by Roadman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The sucks man! I hope it was some REALLY good porn!
2006-12-03 15:12:45 · answer #9 · answered by chromecranium 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Open window insert girlfriend.If she don't replace it she would darn sure be.
2006-12-04 01:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by Larry-Oklahoma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋