i'm depressed and it's pi&&in me off!!! make me laugh, smile, something!! Pretty please with cherries on top??
2006-12-03 14:22:49 · 9 answers · asked by ididElvis 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "do you have any grapes?" they say "no, go to the grocery store" the next day the duck comes back to the pharmacy and asks "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist say "no go to the grocery store down the street". the next day the duck comes back to the pharmacy and asks "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist says NO AND DONT COME IN HERE AGAIN ASKING FOR GRAPES OR IM GOING TO HAMMER YOUR FEET TO THE TABLE!"
the next day the duck comes back and says "do you have any nails?" the pharmacy says no and the ducks says "well then do you have any grapes?"
2006-12-03 14:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I Love Cherries - what would you like them on top of?
Don't be Pi&&ed off - It's All Good!
2006-12-03 22:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by cat lady 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Download Happy Feet or watch another funny movie. I'd tell you a joke, but my jokes always get the punchline mixed up. Hope you feel better soon! I'm sending positive energy your way.
2006-12-03 22:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by cotopaximary 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two idiots were hunting. Along the way they noticed tracks. The first guy said,"These are deer tracks." The second guy replied, "No these are moose tracks." They kept arguing and arguing until the train hit them.
2006-12-03 22:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
im sorry i cant humor you. believe me , im on here too because im depressed too. im going through a divorce right before the holidays. but be strong and smile. i bet polls and surveys will cheer you up soon.!
2006-12-03 22:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by Yak-Yak 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have alot of those latley, it helps eatin ice cream and just, watching a movie to take your mind off your probs. =)
2006-12-03 22:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by :D 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go play with a penguin. They really cheer you up.
2006-12-03 22:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would droop my drawers but you would die laughing and it would not help ^_^
2006-12-03 22:25:31 · answer #8 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Spend some time with us, sweetie :-))
Sorry about your day...
2006-12-03 22:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by zen 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋