What's the funniest thing you've said by accident?

Question

For example, you meant to say one thing and you ended up saying something else by accident.

For me: I was like 7 years old and I was playing a baseball video game with my dad and I was losing and I was mad, and I meant to ask "Who is pitching?" but I accidently asked "Who is b*tching?"

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I was SOOO scared!

Answer 1

once i was saying hi but i meant to say hello so it came out hio. it was pretty funny!

That is sooooooooooo funny!!!!! My dad would kill me! lol!

Peace out!! Rock on!!!!!

Answer 2

I was living in Ecuador and as Spanish is my second language I must have said a lot of unintenionally funny things. Once, someone called for my host brother who was taking a shower. Instead of telling the caller that he was in the shower, I said that I was in the shower. The caller sounded mystified and I couldn't figure out why until after I hung up.

My friend once meant to say that he was embarrassed and instead said that he was pregnant (an easy mistake to make in Spanish!).

Answer 3

This happened when I was receiver at a grocery store. I am a Christian woman. I was young at the time and the perishable truck was sitting out back waiting for quite a while because the meat manager wouldn't come back and get his meat off the truck. Yes, you guessed it. I had never heard the term "getting your meat off, " so I innocently paged the meat manager to please come in the back room and get his meat off. Suddenly, there was a roar of laughter from inside the store and I had no idea what I said. I never lived that one down. lol

Answer 4

i was fussin with this boy/man and he was sayin crazy stuff like im a witch and he saw me flying last night on a broom in the sky and by accident I said at least I got something between my legs. And then I put him on hush and everybody was dying laughing.

Answer 5

Well today I told my husband that I had to buy the stuff so that I could stock his stuffing. He asked me to repeat what I said and I said it again. I meant to say I need to stuff your stocking but oh well.

Answer 6

My first year teaching high school I had a tough class. The guys started throwing their sandwiches at each other....specifically their lunchmeat. I said, "Hey guys, stop throwing your meat around!" We were all laughing hysterically.

Answer 7

I do this ALL the time!
- when I was little, I would always switch my TR sound for the F sound- that's great when you're trying to say "truck"! I used to crack up my daycare teachers w/ that one.
- before I had direct deposit, I would always say "I have to check my cash" instead of "cash my check".

Answer 8

I do it a lot. Sometime I'll be answering a question and read it wrong......Then I have to go back and edit. I say dumb things all the time..

Answer 9

this wasn't me, but my korean friend and i were taking the bus to a ball game. we wanted to transfer bus lines by this cemetary.
the korean translation into english (i guess in korean it's 2 words),
is 'die park'
so we got on the bus and he says to the bus driver...' we wanna get off by the die park...'

Answer 10

i was in the 6th grade. we were practicing skits. I was talking to a guy named butch and i accedently called him b**ch, Right by the teacher.