never say to a man...list the situation...
2006-12-03 12:08:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. Pass me the remote
2. We're all out of beer
3. What a cute little car-it's so pretty!
4. Your brother is hot
5. Is it in?
2006-12-03 12:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by Zenchick 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. A woman should never giggle when a man drops his drawers.
2. A woman should never hold up spare parts after man spent all day putting car back together and ask, "What is this, Babe? Do you think it is important?"
2006-12-03 20:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by gtkaren 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Ask him "is it in?"
2. That his mother is an over-bearing, noisy, pain in as*.
3. That ANY of his friends are good-looking.
4. That he stinks at playing any kind of sport.
5. That his hair is getting a little "thin" in the front.
2006-12-03 20:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by hotmomma 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In bed, never say, the nick name dirk diggler was a lie> not my fault it's to big to fit.
In the kitchen, you need to cook the dinner> i went to culinary school. Still doesn't mean i need to cook tonight.
My boobs are fake> any situation
I had a bigger penis than you> i think you know the situation
hold my balls>given
2006-12-03 20:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by Professor Sheed 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The one thing that you never want to call a guy in an argument is a bastard
2006-12-03 20:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by mary_ellen_2003 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. (when there's a good game on tv): 'you shouldn't watch tv while eating'.
2. aren't you too old to be watching cartoons?
3. my ex would'nt do that.
4. my ex would do it.
5. you seem to be losing hair
2006-12-03 20:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. give me that screwdriver, I can put it together!
2. why don't you just read the directions?
3. what's for dinner?
4. why don't you try these "male enhancers"?
5. what's wrong?
2006-12-03 20:17:16 · answer #7 · answered by venusiaint 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can only think of one thing right now JP and that would be "Honey, please buy me Detroit Lions Season tickets for Christmas." I'd get laughed out of the house!
2006-12-03 20:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by Pesty Wadoo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
done so soon?-sex
yes, size does matter-sex
is it hard? really, it is? Sorry, couldn't tell- sex
I'm pregnant-anytime when not expecting/wanting it
you're brother's hot- anytime you're dating/involved
2006-12-03 20:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by ur a Dee Dee Dee 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. no sex ever again
2. i ****** your best friend
3. your brother is HOT
4. do you think my friends are pretty (chances are he will lie and say no and she will see it and get pissed, then he will tell her the truth and she will be VERY VERY upset)
5. is it in?
2006-12-03 20:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋