say to a woman without fear of physical harm? And you cant say calling her a C word, that one is obvious...
2006-12-03 11:53:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. "Oh. Are you wearing THAT?"
2. My mom doesn't do it like that (ususally in reference to cooking)
3. God, why are you so bitchy?? Do you have PMS?!
4. I just got it on with your_____________. (Fill in the blank...best friend, sister, cousin, mom, etc.)
5. Oops, I "accidently" just ran over your cat.
2006-12-03 12:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) "I'm gonna rape you.." or something along those lines because she would probably kick you in the nuts and run for the hills!
2) "You're fat and ugly and not worth it..." because any decent woman would kick you in the nuts for that one too!
3) "Your mother/sister/best friend is better in bed than you..." because she would at the very least slap you.
4) I would hit a guy if he said that I was stupid or lame or something and he was serious.
5) If you're going out with someone and you say that another girl is pretty or hot she'd probably hit you, even if it was only a joke.
2006-12-03 20:00:39 · answer #2 · answered by purely*imaginate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. It does make your *** look a little bit chubby...
2. This is ok dinner, I prefer my mom's...(my dad did that once)
3. Just because you have your period, does'nt give you the right to be a total *****
4. Stop being a dumbass and climb on top of me now
5. I dont care how your day was, shut up, please! (at one point in time, every man wants to say that)
2006-12-03 19:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Yes, honey, that dress DOES make you look fat!
2. No, I do NOT agree with your mother!
3. My mother knows more than your mother!
4. I help you out ALL of the time!
5. No, I won't help you with the kids/cleaning/etc...
2006-12-03 20:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by Kiara 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. you look like you have put on a few pounds
2. I cheated on you
3. I think I'm gay now
4. Are those starting to sag a little
5. things are smelling a little fishy down here
2006-12-03 19:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you really going out like that?
My mom's tastes better.
I only met her for coffee... what's the problem with that?
Susie's a way better f*ck than you.
Get your fat as*s into the kitchen and make my dinner
2006-12-03 19:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by puresatin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. "time of the month dear?"
2. "have you put a little weight on recently?"
3. "you're just like your mother"
4. "I forgot" (anniversaries, birthdays etc)
5. "sorry that was the wrong hole"
2006-12-03 19:58:51 · answer #7 · answered by holmegirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. The "C" Word
2. Hey, your sister/mom/aunt/cousin is pretty hot
3. You know, it wouldn't kill you to lose a couple pounds, would it?
4. Nah, I really don't like the smell.
5. Hey, why aren't you in the kitchen?
2006-12-03 19:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Fear of physical harm? what are you a wimp say what you want to anyone you want and if they hurt you hurt them back
2006-12-03 19:56:28 · answer #9 · answered by topgunpilot22 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
your boobs are really startin to sag.
your acting just like your mother.
wow! those stretch marks really stand out.
i was talking to this girl online the other day.
why can't you do more around here
2006-12-03 19:58:48 · answer #10 · answered by pooteo1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋