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2006-12-03 11:46:37 · 22 answers · asked by Skanky McSkankypants 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
....my Leaterman.The world knows that unrequited love between an amorphous aquatic creature and a finely made workshop tool should never be,but how were they to know? The Leatherman with its Chrome Molybdenum finish shivered in delight as the octopus undid its many features.The corkscrew in particular made it more excited than it had been for many a while.The blade, though dangerous seemed to excite it more.As the two urelated creatures explored their respective and unusual(and hopefully non-copyright infringing) forms they realised that there was no going back. The Octopus would either die willingly on land,or the Leatherman would slowly rust below the waves,either way they would be entwined...forever.The multi tool, was maneuvred,manipulated ,opened,closed,and snapped repeatedly.....the octopus seemed to be all hands,and yet he seemed to have not enough.For truly this "Leatherman" had many novel features! The octopus stiffened (remember the corkscrew? Uh huh, thats right)and the Leatherman threw out All of its devices,the amorphous and alloy coupling was coming to its climax.The mechanical, and biological movements became frenzied,the octopus began to bulge,he felt like an F15 about to take off....the Leatherman creaked in delight (that shouldnt happen,the tool was well lubricated)..the octopus...oh the octopus...shot its ink all over the Leatherman........and the Leatherman accidently cut off the head of the octopus with its scissor tool.This will unfortunately not be covered by warranty.
2006-12-03 12:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the lady octopus that lives in the cave next door!
2006-12-03 19:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by Love Pink 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aunt Flo's bagpipes.
2006-12-03 19:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
watching Iron Chef. He does tend to get a little pissed off when they use his relatives as the main ingredient.
2006-12-03 19:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
Your octopus has taken a real liking to...........? sushi.
2006-12-03 20:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ragnarok 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pinning me with 4 of its tentacles and Pleasuring me with the rest!
2006-12-03 20:09:41 · answer #6 · answered by GirlWithQuestions 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wearing a mexican hat, smoking a pipe will feeding sardines to elephant seal pups.
2006-12-03 19:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your head
2006-12-03 19:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Milking my cow...and it works out great for both of them
2006-12-03 19:48:57 · answer #9 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm holding a knife to my ex - boyfriends neck lol
2006-12-03 19:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋