how would you be SARCASTIC about teen PREGNANCY?

Question

I need lots of examples for my essay.

Like that one guy 200 years ago said that Ireland should eat fried babies in order to survive from hunger and at the same time decrease their population.



wth.
haha.

but yeah.
what girls should do in orded not to get pregnant.
gotta be sarcastic though.

ugh.
I'm tired of thinking.

Answer 1

Hmmm...how about, "You should always get him to pull out or else you'll end up with a mistake like you." How's that? Or, "Doing it in a condo is NOT birth control; that's a condom." I'll see what else I can come up with later tonight.

Oh, and by the way, great use of the homework help section. Instead of asking for people to do your homework for you, you're asking for people's opinions in order for you to piece your homework together. Good job!

Answer 2

I used to have a life and friends and everything was right,
Now I wake at 2 a.m to a crying baby every night.
My boyfriend claimed he loved me, and nothing would go wrong,
He knew that I'd be stuck, not him, my "true" love is long gone.
I threw away the fun times, for a night of being wild,
Someone please help me, I just can't raise this child.

Answer 3

ya that sh*t is classic english/social studies, lots of ppl study that, but personaly thats not realy something to joke about and was a little offended if not flat out horified the first time I read it. Sry can't answer the question but I know where your'e comming from.

Answer 4

Why would you be sarcastic about teen pregnancy? I mean, would it have to be something like:

"Oh yeah, get all those teens pregnant, even the males, we need to raise the population to BEYOND exponential standards!"

Or...

"You can't get pregnant if you never change yoru underwear"

Answer 5

how about:

if ya say no to babies your saying yes to having a real teenage life

or hey why don't you get pregnant so your life will be over

do you like to sleep late? too bad cause with a baby that ain't gonna happen

Answer 6

You'd never be bored or lonely ever again!

A night of drinking: $50
Hotel room: $89
Getting pregnant at 15: priceless

Answer 7

i read that in a college essay, freaked me out. here you are.
typical teenage life..
study for examines, hang out with your friends, make the cheerleading squad, sleep with a guy at a party, visit your local planned parenthood. couldn't get any better than that.

Answer 8

i like teresa's answer! or how about: "Tired of having fun? Had enough rest for your life? Sick of that great figure? Hate getting your period? In desperate need of attention? GET PREGNANT!!"