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I've got ideas for my lover, and his children, but I don't know what I should get his wife. We all live in the same house.

Any ideas?

2006-12-03 10:34:01 · 22 answers · asked by Bastet's kitten 6 in Society & Culture Holidays Other - Holidays

Sheesh, I never realized how many close-minded people there were in the world. Well, I should have known. Anyway, yes, she knows.

2006-12-03 10:44:56 · update #1

22 answers

how about a gift certificate for a spa treatment. you rock...so lucky.....

2006-12-03 10:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by Megan P 4 · 1 4

Your lover's wife... Your lover's WIFE... Hmmm... And you all live in the same house? I have an idea, and no disrespect intended... The best present for both you and them would be to break it off with your lover, if you two are indeed together... Then you should leave and get your own place. You honestly deserve better than to live as a number two woman in a family... a FAMILY... He is having the best of both worlds. Him being with you, and still having his wife and children all in one without a care in the world. A marriage is more of a bond than a relationship if you two have one. If you think he will leave his wife, think again. You need to find a man who would want a marriage, and family with you, and not just for you to be his mistress. A man who would not think of having you buy something for his wife, who would be thinking of what to by his wife his self with that wife being you...Good luck to you...

2006-12-03 11:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix 3 · 1 0

Well to start off I hope I understand this! Your lover has a wife and kids? hmmm... thats odd that you all live in the same house! If I was the "wife" a christmas prsent I would want is probley for "you" to leave. Givin the circumstances!

2006-12-03 10:37:19 · answer #3 · answered by ♥JENN♥ 3 · 3 1

I see many issues here... Is this ok with his wife? does she know and accept this behavior? and ok the kids are living around this.. I am pretty open minded but this seems a bit whack!

Opps forgot about the present... get her a lawyer..

2006-12-03 10:36:58 · answer #4 · answered by GirlWithQuestions 4 · 0 1

How bout some herpicine or some other medication for all your STD's. That would make a nice Christmas present.

2006-12-03 10:36:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

You could go to your own home for Christmas, and stay there. That would be something good for the whole family.

2006-12-03 10:41:17 · answer #6 · answered by don_steele54 6 · 2 0

What she needs for Christmas is a Shrink.

2006-12-03 10:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anya 3 · 0 0

Uhh...I bet she's REALLY appreciate a BIG can of HONESTY, followed with a book of coupons saying "I promise I'll resist the advances of your sleazy husband!". CRIPES! What IS this world coming to?

Oh yeah...get the kids a bunch of markers and coloring books or just paper, so they can keep drawing nasty cartoons of YOU as the monster who stole their dad!

2006-12-03 10:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by SieglindeDieNibelunge 5 · 3 2

How about a lover of her own to move in with you all!

2006-12-03 10:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by wandering_canuck 5 · 3 1

Does your lover's wife know that you are her husbands lover?

2006-12-03 10:37:15 · answer #10 · answered by shellswood06 1 · 1 1

Preferably, a spare room after you move out!

Otherwise, 'Application for Divorce' papers!

2006-12-03 10:39:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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