HELP! it's simple but...........?

Question

Its simple, but I need help!!!!!!!?
Its aphorisms for english, i have to get 50 of them so please help its for a project. It can be simple stuff, like.......
*look both ways before you cross the street.
*flush the toilet after you use the bathroom.
*always wear your seatbelt.
things like that, whoever puts the most, or creative ones, 10 points! Please help!
Asap!
or "good advice" lol. I have to do a book! help me out please! i love u guys! thanks

Answer 1

Don't walk under a ladder-Be careful when you visit a physician that they care at least an equal amount about giving you good care as they do about the money they take in.Be sure that those who handle billing do so in order for the doctor to spend his time helping to make his patients well. If you ask a nurse for a list of your medicines and she will not give it to you just tell her to forget abou it(you do not want the dctor bothered) If you arrive at 8;00 and the appointment is at 8:15& doctor makes you wait 2 hours or more to be seen- walk out at 8;45 unless someone lets you know there is a problem.It is !0:30 and you are diabetic and have had no breakfast and start to get sick from waiting since you should have already been home. Be carefull to notice if they have the physicians creed stating HARM NONE in the office. This is more important to a patient then any religious trinkets. This should prevent YELLING at the patient. When you have an appointment with a certain physician and another one comes in and starts to yell at you just say excuse me i must be in the wrong office walk out and never return.Do not drink at water fountains especially in a doctors office-the hospital -or the drug store-this is a way to pick up unnecessary germs-and should be against the law anywhere in fact. Filtered water along with cups should have to be provided. Wash your hands-Using throw a way towels are safer or air dryers that come on automatically. It should be a law that hospitals and doctors keep those that may have a flue like virus or a contagious illness seperate from injuries. One other thing hospitals need to know that NO ONE comes in the emergency room to see them for fun but because they are SICK or in PAIN that can not wait until the doctors office is open and available to them!!!!!! As far as your health goes- If you can afford to that is- Eat your vegetables Eat your fruit Eat a well baanced diet a little red wine may be helpful.Take you vitamins if you can. When you take a pill remember that there can be many bad side effects-also some people can be alergic to certain medications. medicines shpould be designed to help not to hinder.Never take an illegal drug-nor ask another for one of their prescription pills. This is both rude and illegal. AT home-. When you fininh fixing your sandwich put everything back in the refrigerator -put the lid on the slaw-put the lid on the baked beans- wrap up the lunch meat-make sure the cheese is wrapped up good so it won't dry out-wipe off the counter -rinse your dishes-put your glass in the dish washer along with the rest of your dishes- if youn have a dish washer-put the tie back on the bread-put then bread in the bread box.-put the lid on the milk or juice- then put them back in the refrigerator-put the bananas or any other fruit(to prevent fruit flys)in the refrigerator-Be sure you put the cookies up-Keep a jar or other covered container for cookies or crackers so they don't get soft and old tasting.Make sure you put the mayonaise and pickles back up in the refrigerator-turn off the light when you go out of the room-turn off the stove-unplug the coffee pot-clean the coffee pot-Make sure you turn off the water all the way- flush the comode-wipe real good-wash your hand-wash good behind your ears-use your deodrant- hang up your towel-hang up the wash cloth so it can dry-don't leave the water running- put your clothes in the hamper-wipe your shoes before coming in-cover your mouth before you sneeze-put on yout boots since it is snowing -take your umbrella because it is raining-grab your coat or jacket.in case you need it-take along your hat- sit up straight don't slump over use good posture-fasten your seat belp-be sure you have the car door closed -brush your teeth -flose your teeth-shine your shoes-make sure your clothes match-don't wear too much nakeup-Did you unplug the hair dryer-take your vitamin-say your prayers-go to bed early-don't talk back-hurry so you won't be late-stop doodling-listen to me when i talk to you-don't talk to a stranger-don't ever get in the car with a stranger-look both ways before you cross the street-make sure that you return your books to the libary on time. do all your home work- don't leave that special project until the last moment-be poliet when our company comes over-try to carry on a sensiable conversation-quit ignoring me when i am talking to you- pick up your toys-you know better then to throw your clothes down and not hang them up-can't you think for yourself-how many times do i have to tell you to listen Keep the level of musice down so you don't bust your ear drums. Make sure you do not have unprotected sex. keep you pencils sharp and don't run out of paper. I hope that you take my serious points to heart and do whart you want with the rest I just could not help venting since some rules should matter and some should be thrown to the win=d mostly i am serious here. Laugh a little every day that is what will keep you goionmg in this life!

Answer 2

I'm not really sure what an aphorism is but these sound like the stuff you were looking for lol

IBetter safe then sorry
The lord helps those that help themselves
One in the hand is better then two in the bush
Don't let the bed bugs bite
Never bite off more then you can chew
You get more bees with honey then with vinegar
The watched pot never boils
Don't put all your eggs in one basket
The early bird catches the worm
There's good in everyone
My how time flys when you're having a good time

Answer 3

Do you mean things like:
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
I can resist everything except temptation
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Well done is better than well said.
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
Friendships develop over food and wine.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
A witty saying proves nothing.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I will tell you the truth as soon as I figure it out.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read.

Answer 4

Don't talk with your mouth full.
Those who walk during the day do not stumble or fall
Think before you speak or don't speak any thing at all
Stop look and listen before a crossing the road
Obey all the laws at all times so your rewards can be great
Honor and love your Mother and Father at all times
If i go today will you come back tomorrow
Wash your face and your hands before siting for a meal

May God bless you

Answer 5

no glove no love
turn the lights out when u leave the room
don't bite the hand that feeds you
integrity first
never forget where u come from
build bridges, not walls
what goes around comes around


.....I'll keep adding the more I think