Its simple, but I need help!!!!!!!?

Question

Its aphorisms for english, i have to get 50 of them so please help its for a project. It can be simple stuff, like.......
*look both ways before you cross the street.
*flush the toilet after you use the bathroom.
*always wear your seatbelt.
things like that, whoever puts the most, or creative ones, 10 points! Please help!
Asap!

or "good advice" lol. I have to do a book! help me out please! i love u guys! thanks

Answer 1

Marriage is the death of hope.
Reject hatred without hating.
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.
It's like déjà vu all over again.
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.
I don't feel good.
I never think of the future -- it will come soon enough.
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Yesterday is today's memory, and tomorrow is today's dream.
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.
Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
Life is short. Live it up.
Your eyes are always bigger than your stomach.
Never forget what you need to remember.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
You can observe a lot by watching.
I will tell you the truth as soon as I figure it out.
When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Only the educated are free.
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
Thinking is the soul talking to itself.
I am not young enough to know everything.
A hospital is no place to be sick.
War is not nice.
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.
When elephants fight, only the grass gets hurt.
Close the book and open your heart.
A library is an arsenal of liberty.
A mountain wears down a horse, anger wears down a man.
A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea.
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins.
An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
Beat your own and others will fear you.
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.
Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Everyone smiles in the same language.
Good friends stab you in the front.

Answer 2

if you opened it, shut it.
don't step on someone's toes.
there's no such thing as a stupid question.
There is no calamity greater than lavish desires.
There is no greater guilt than discontentment.
And there is not greater disaster than greed.
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you.
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A man is in love when something is his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a candle, and fans a bonfire.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
All mankind loves a lover.
All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.
Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Burning desire is the eternal flame.
Contention is better than loneliness.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
Good friends stab you in the front.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
A young man with good health and a poor appetite can save up money.
Alas, fortune does not change men; it unmasks them.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.
Behind every great fortune, there is a crime.
Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.
Change is good, but dollars are better.
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Figure it out. Work a lifetime to pay off a house. You finally own it and there's no one to live in it.
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity, an obligation; every possession, a duty.

Answer 3

He who laughs, lasts.--Mary Pettibone Poole, writer, in A Glass Eye at a Keyhole, 1938

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.--Woody Allen (1935-- ), U.S. film-maker

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.--Martin Luther (1483--1546)

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.--Arnold H. Glasow

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Alfred Tennyson

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Don Quinn

A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you.
Elbert Hubbard

A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland

A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.
Brian Hwang

A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
Unknown

Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a candle, and fans a bonfire.
La Rochefoucauld

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Thomas Haynes Bayly

All mankind loves a lover.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.
La Rochefoucauld

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.
Socrates

Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.
Unknown

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde

Burning desire is the eternal flame.
Doug Horton

Contention is better than loneliness.
Unknown

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland

For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
Rainer Maria Rilke

Good friends stab you in the front.

Begin at the beginning," the King said gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
Lewis Carroll

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
Lewis Carroll

'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Samuel Johnson

Tis education forms the common mind; just as the twig is bent, the tree's inclined.
Alexander Pope

A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword.
Robert Burton

A book is a mirror; if an *** peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out.
G. C. Lichtenberg

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has read.
Mark Twain

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Wilson Mizner

A fool must now and then be right by chance.
William Cowper

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Wilson Mizner

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.
Saul Bellow

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
William James

A great teacher never strives to explain his vision. He simply invites you to stand beside him and see for yourself.
R. Inman

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
Frank Capra

A large brain, like large government, may not be able to do simple things in a simple way.
Donald O. Hebb

A library is an arsenal of liberty.
Unknown

A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
Bob Edwards

A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.
Unknown

A man lives by believing in something, not by debating and arguing about many things.
Thomas Carlyle

Answer 4

Unfortunately, those aren't aphorisms. Those are just good advice.

An aphorism is like a wise and/or witty saying--something that sums up a big idea or universal truth in a few words, like "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" or "A penny saved is a penny earned."

Answer 5

well, henry thoreau has been known for a few great aphorisms.

thoreau was a transcendentalist, enviornmentalist, did not support civilized society. Basically, he did not want to see nature wasted away by man, by tearing the earth and forming railroads.

here are a couple--
"In wildness is the preservation of the world."
"We do not ride upon the railroad, but the railroad rides upon us.”

Answer 6

Don't jump rope over open manholes
A penny saved is a penny earned
The early bird catches the worm
Don't eat lunch before noon
Live for tomorrow/tomorrow is today

Answer 7

1. learn from yesterday, live for today an hope for tomorrow

2. I think therefore I am

3. It will either make you or break you

4. That which does not kill us makes us stronger

5. One man's trash is another mans treasure

here's some but there is more...

Answer 8

Like "Never leave the house without clean underwear on, because what if you're in an accident and you have to be rushed to the hospital? You don't want the medical personnel to see/smell your dirty drawers!" ?

Answer 9

Wash your hands before you eat or touch food.
Walk your dog on a leash.
Don't swim where there's a "No Swimming" sign.
Buckle Up, It's the Law.

Answer 10

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service!