2006-12-03 09:47:41 · 15 answers · asked by STEVE1984 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
For one thing, you need VERY strong bracing-----I would say a minimum of 12 x 12's. with cross trusses every 8 feet or so.
Once you have the required lumber, you should secure all joints with 10" spikes.
Then you have the options of waiting for snow or having snow created , and just sit in the lodge with hot chocolate while the elephants ride up on the T-Bars and come swooshing down the ramp, being launched out over the mountainside once they reach the bottom.
Pop C is all wrong !! Why , when your friend is there trying to help you, would you shove a pointed stick up his rear as far as it will go? You wouldn't be my friend for long, I'll tell you that!!!
2006-12-03 11:15:03 · answer #1 · answered by JIMBO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant beleive the crap that you people come up with.
Of course you can make an elephant jump..
You can do it in either of two ways. The first is to get a friend to wave his arms frantically in front of the elephant to distract him. then you get a pointed stick and shove it as far up the rear of him as you possibly can. This way always cracks me up..
secondly.. And I think this way is by far the best...get yourself a Roman candle, cover it with Apple juice to fool him, or her, and light it... place it in front of his trunk so that he/she takes it and puts it in his mouth This is a guarenteed way to make him jump and the look on the face is mind boggling....
2006-12-03 18:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by pop c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elephants can't jump.
2006-12-03 17:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yoou can't make an elephant jump
2006-12-03 18:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by bartman40467 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elephants can't jump -- not even an inch.
2006-12-03 18:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Play the record 'The Windmills of Old Amsterdam'
I saw a mouse
Where?
There on the stair
Where on the stair?
There on the stair
Right there.
A little mouse with clogs on,
Going clip clipittiity clop
On the stair!
2006-12-03 17:57:02 · answer #6 · answered by Thia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend in high school told his little cousin (5yrs?) that if he pissed on the electric fence that all the cows in the field would jump, he came back a little while later and said he couldn't go.
2006-12-03 17:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by bubbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They can't jump...something to do with the knees.
2006-12-04 11:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by fizzy_wolf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Release a mouse near it.
2006-12-03 18:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by kayamat_ka_din 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think they can only jump in cartoons
2006-12-03 17:51:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋