My poor ol dog "Lucky" was sadly killed by a car. Ok it was deaf and should'nt of been on the road because of its bad eyesight. Question is,, im not very rich.. im in fact poor, and have tried to stuff him for old times sake.. I got rid of most of his insides with the hoover. I started to stuff him with old newspapers up his back passage. His rear is really big and the front of him is , well, sort of skinny.. He just does'nt look the same dog as I remember him.
Do any of you know where im going wrong,can you give me any advice, or do you think i should put him in the bin and wait till the dirt cart takes him. Should i put him in the normal bin or the recycle one.. ????
Please help as hes started to smell
2006-12-03 09:46:39 · 15 answers · asked by pop c 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
here is what you need to do ,first you need to seal up any holes with sealant (any diy store will stock this) leave the bum hole for the moment then once the sealant has gone off drive him to your local petrol station , find the tyre inflating machine put your money in ,and place the nozzel up his bum inflate to about 5psi to start with keep going until he reaches the original size ,then quickly pull out nozzel and seal up his bum with sealant you may have to keep it squezed shut until it sets
hey presto old dog back
2006-12-03 09:59:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
use a knife to open him up completely, then get well stuck in with the hoover again. Then a quick hot wash in the dishwasher ( with the knife ). you will need a balloon to inflate him later, but first apply your iron to get all the wrinkles out ( do your shirts first in case anything sticks to the iron ). Stick him back together with glue, sellotape or whatever AFTER FIRST INSERTING THE BALLOON. now the most important bit is to stick him outside - maybe towards the bottom of the garden so that you cant see him too well. That way he will be the dog you remember.
Goodby Lucky
2006-12-03 17:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry for your loss.
Maybe go see a professional to help you do this. Or you could throw him away and get another pet in replacement. I know that it'll be impossible to replace him and fill the gap, but it's worth a try. DO NOT put him in the recycling, he cannot be recycled!
Good luck on this x I hope I've helped.
2006-12-03 17:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by Umvelopy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My codolences. Sounds like there might be a bit of a blockage going on. Flush him out with Mr Muscle and then rectally pump some of that expanding cavity wall insulation stuff into him. Job's a good 'un. And he should retain heat and you could use him as a novelty bed warmer.
2006-12-03 18:25:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg! I think ruining your memories of your dog while it was alive by doing this! Normal bin! do you really think he can be recycled!
2006-12-03 17:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to cut him open down the middle and fill each side evenly then sew him back togeather.
2006-12-03 17:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look outside ... I hear sirens!! You're going to jail.
2006-12-03 17:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THANK YOU! It's lunchtime, I'm sat at work and your question really made me laugh - fantastic!
2006-12-04 08:16:24 · answer #8 · answered by Chris W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get in touch with 'hindu-ka-baba'. He loves them.
2006-12-03 18:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by kayamat_ka_din 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are being silly. End of story.
2006-12-03 18:27:47 · answer #10 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋