Green taxes are the latest what other advice can you give Blair and Brown
2006-12-03 09:25:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The best evil Labour tax that I can think of is for consumption. Think about it, we only get taxed for what we buy. It won't be long before we are taxed for consuming it as well!
Think laterally, if I buy my dad a pint I have paid his tax. So for consuming it he should pay his tax too right? In their eyes.
2006-12-03 09:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by alfie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tax everyone who has hair over the lenght of 1 inch.My best advice to Blair move into the white house with your master and Brown resign.
2006-12-03 10:13:20 · answer #2 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few ideas.
The tax tax.
A tax on the tax you pay. Pay 40% tax already, then you should pay 40% on that. Its obvious really.
The eye wear and tear tax
By having your eyes open you are clearly damaging them and potentially costing the NHS. Thus we should be split into bands of what percentage of each day you have your eyes open and be taxed immediatedly. I.e eyes open 10% of the day, another 10% tax
Enviroment (Methane) tax
Every time you break wind your releasing methane into the environment. Clearly some sort of meter should be installed in everyones underwear to record and charge for each emission accordingly.
2006-12-03 10:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are already paying a stealth tax just for breathing !
Global warming is a myth. The French worked this out in the late 1950's and all their predicitions for weather changes have occured according to the projected model; and they didn't blame any of it on global warming either. So, since global warming does not exist and there is scientific evidence for the earth cooling, then you are effectively being taxed for breathing.
2006-12-03 23:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by Mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid taxes aren't new. They taxed windows back in the 18th century, that's why there are lots of old houses with bricked up windows. Previous governments have taxed beards, then when people started shaving, taxed razor blades.
2006-12-03 09:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Mordent 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tax all MPs whose name begins with B.
2006-12-03 13:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by Cassandra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A burping tax!!!!
Bottom burp mouth burp any kind of burp really
Bottom burps are rated on a scale of how smelly they are
Mouth burp on how loud they are
God my bf would pay out a fortune!!!!!
2006-12-03 09:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by kate 0504 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about taxing caravans !!! Car booters !! market traders !!! pet owners !!! sheds and sunhouses etc ...just to name a few
2006-12-03 09:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by Peanuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with all this pollution, clean air is going to get pretty expensive soon...
oh and how about having sex... you shouldn't be able to enjoy something in this country without paying tax on it first.
2006-12-03 09:28:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
toilet paper tax,soap tax,growing tax,breathing tax,bearing children tax,not bearing children tax etc etc etc.
2006-12-03 12:40:57 · answer #10 · answered by BRIAN C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋