2006-12-03 08:25:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He slipped and fell.
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2006-12-03 08:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!
2006-12-03 16:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was preparing for the Winter and all the kings horses and men were waiting at the egg-act ( word play - exact ) moment so they could party with Jack and Jill.
2006-12-03 16:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wasn't sitting on the wall properly.
2006-12-03 18:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause I pushed his fat *** over the edge of the cliff!
2006-12-03 16:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by IAM2INSANE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the pervert was looking in to Snow White's bedroom window and saw she had optional equipment that SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE!
2006-12-03 16:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sabamika 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his butt is hard and round, therefore he can't balance well. unfortunatly, all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together. so sad.
2006-12-03 16:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he could not keep his big fat a** on the wall he was drunk!
2006-12-03 16:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because noone liked that he had a nice round *** and they didn't
2006-12-03 16:29:26 · answer #9 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to much egg nog
that will do it every time
2006-12-03 16:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by BIG JOHN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋