2006-12-03 08:21:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
hmm. no i have not. i don't plan to. last year Santa stole my TV set and left me a box of staples.
2006-12-03 15:41:15 · answer #1 · answered by Mithrandir 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No chimney, so I leave a key under the mat.
Oddly, last year he left the mince pies and ate the DVD recorder and plasma TV. No wonder all the pictures of him are fat, jolly and show him wearing a hood.
Merry Christmas to all!
2006-12-03 08:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by Nobody 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The chimney in my apartment is bricked in - so if Santa tries to come through it, he's REALLY screwed.
2006-12-03 10:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a chimney. I guess I will have to let him in thru the front door.
2006-12-03 08:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by parrothead2371 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I purposely left the broom in the bottom of my chimney, so Santa can call out, "Ho, ho hole!"
2006-12-03 08:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by spir_i_tual 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're supposed to do it before you start using it for the year. So if you haven't done it, do it quick-like!
Chim-chiminee, chim-chiminee, chim-chim-cheree
A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be
Chim-chiminee, chim-chiminee, chim-chim-cheroo
The luck will rub off when I shakes hands with you
2006-12-03 09:02:21 · answer #6 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋