Worst Record Ever ?

Question

What is your personal choice of the most irritating annoying piece of rubbish ever to hit the air waves? Mine is the Spice Girls wannabe I detested the Spice Girls and everything they stood for especially 'da gurl powa'

OK you can quote more than one, I am glad someone mentioned the ludricous chico and Cliff 'I release a record at Christmas' Richard Crazy Frog horrendous gimmick!

Answer 1

this is the top 100 worst songs according to knowledge zone

The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls
The Millennium Prayer - Cliff Richard
Agadoo - Black Lace
Candle In The Wind 1997 - Elton John
Fast Food Song - The Fast Food Rockers
Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby
Because We Want To - Billie
Barbie Girl - Aqua
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Jenny From The Block - Jennifer Lopez
Orville's Song - Keith Harris and Orville
Look At Me - Gerri Halliwells
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
- Bombalurina feat. Timmy Mallett
(Everything I Do) I Do It For You - Bryan Adams
Sacred Trust - One True Voice
Against All Odds - Mariah Carey and Westlife
Who Let The Dogs Out? - Baha Men
5,6,7,8 - Steps
Living Next Door To Alice (Who The F**k Is Alice)
- Smokie feat. Roy 'Chubby' Brown
Anyone Can Fall In Love - Anita Dobson
There's No One Quite Like Grandma - St. Winifred's School Choir
Teletubbies Say 'Eh-Oh' - The Teletubbies
Earth Song - Michael Jackson
The Lady In Red - Chris de Burgh
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
No Way No Way - Vanilla Ice
Wannabe - The Spice Girls
For All Time - Catherine Zeta Jones
Mama - Who Da Man? - Richard Blackwood
Can I Touch You There? - Michael Bolton
The Birdie Song - The Tweets
Suspicious Minds - Gareth
Diamond Lights - Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle
Lucky - Britney Spears
Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond
Believe - Cher
Macarena - Los Del Rio
Boys (Summertime Love) - Sabrina
Just Say No - Grange Hill Cast
Y Viva Espania - Sylvia
Unchained Melody - Robson and Jerome
Can We Fix It? - Bob the Builder
Fog On The Tyne (Revisited) - Gazza and Lindisfarne
Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce Music Theatre
Chick, Chick, Chicken - Natalie Casey
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
Touch Me (I Want Your Body) - Samantha Fox
Grandad - Clive Dunn
Puppy Love - Donny Osmond
Hooray Hooray, It's a Holi-Holiday - Boney M
I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
Dick-A-Dum-Dum (King's Road) - Des O'Connor
Girl, You Know It's True - Milli Vanilli
Out Of Your Mind - Truesteppers and Dane Bowers feat. Victoria Beckham
Mysterious Girl - Peter Andre
Back Home - England World Cup Squad
Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry
MmmBop - Hanson
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle of the Road
I Wanna Be A Hippy - Technohead
Don't It Make You Feel Good - Stefan Dennis
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf
We All Stand Together - Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus
Star Trekkin - The Firm
Perfect Moment - Martine McCutcheon
Doop - Doop
We Are The World - USA for Africa
Give Me Your Body - The Chippendales
I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue
Cotton Eye Joe - The Rednex
The Floral Dance - Terry Wogan
I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper - Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip
We Will Rock You - Five feat. Queen
Dirrty - Cristina Aguilera
Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Middler
No Limits - 2 Unlimited
I Wanna Sex U Up - Color Me Badd
The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie
Love Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet
So Macho - Sinitta
American Pie - Madonna
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart
We Built This City - Starship
Let's Get Ready To Rhumble - PJ and Duncan
Love And Tears - Naomi Campbell
Save Your Love - Rene and Renato
Saturday Night - Whigfield
Hello - Lionel Richie
Remember You're A Womble - The Wombles
MacArthur Park - Richard Harris
I'd Rather Jack - The Reynolds Girls
Vindaloo - Fat Les
Ebony And Ivory - Paul McCartney with Stevie Wonder
My Toot Toot - Denise la Salle
Ebeneezer Goode - The Shamen
Making Your Mind Up - Bucks Fizz
Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid II
Rabbit - Chas and Dave
C'est la Vie - Bewitched
Spaceman - Babylon Zoo

Answer 2

Simply the best by Tina Turner springs to mind - every bloody wedding/birthday party the DJ always plays it and it's so annoying. Westlife annoy me - shedloads of covers - have they not got any of their own talent to even write a half decent song?

Novelty records like the ones by Cheeky Girls, Whigfield, Chico and the Tomato Ketchup crap......

Crikey - what a good question, I'm sure everyone can think of loads that annoy them.

Mojo
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Answer 3

Captain Sensible
Happy Talking Talking Happy Talk
Talk About Things You Like To Do

Damn I be singing that for the next few hours lol

Answer 4

Kathy Lee Giffords Christmas album.

Answer 5

This 1 was a winner (Eurovision 2006 - Finland) Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah but i think it was the worst load of rubbish i have ever heard. Are they still around or did some one put them out of there misery

Answer 6

Hang on... we have to choose just one? That's a real challenge...

Whoever mentioned Whitney's howling at the moon was spot on. She may have a great voice, but she murdered I Will Always Love You.

I can't stand Madonna's whining funeral dirge, This Used To Be My Playground (1992). It drones on forever and induces bleeding in the ears.

That horrendous Crazy Frog nonsense was so bad, it sucked sh** from a dead cow's backside. (Nice image, eh?)

Answer 7

Go to a latino cd store. About 99% are terrible.

From the number of poor quality Mexican bands, I would have to guess that at least 50% of all Mexicans in the world have cut an album. It must be really inexpensive to do there.

Answer 8

Theres loads but most recent has gotta be a young male artist called Lil Chris, he sings awful with this annoying wobble!

Answer 9

My worse song has got to be the cheeky girls it is so annoying
My dad's is the Klaxons th clappings song but it was people clapping put to music.
My mum is Cliff Richards Millennium

Answer 10

Right - where shall I begin: Besides all new groups that don't/can't write their own music/lyrics, I've never been keen on spice girls, Cliff Richard, that 'ring of fire' guy, s club 7 and their 'mini me's' ...