Well what happened was mother went to town and picked up one of those pole dancing kits from oxfam, it was for me to do a show for the family on xmas day (last year I did a live webcam from my bedroom, requests only). Anyway, mother couldnt wait till xmas and got it out. Brother was so excited, he stripped down to his knickers and went to get a suitable cd. Meanwhile, Aunty Dot was reading the instructions.
Brother returned and Marvin Gaye was on in the background. By then Auntie Dot had stripped naked and was gyrating on the pole. Brother joined in, i felt strangely excited and Mother was rubbing her chest and Llama was licking his teeth. Is it wrong for me to feel like this, i mean we usually do it at xmas anyway, its just because its early? sent
2006-12-03 07:45:55 · 34 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Rachel ... tut tut , u know the pole dancing doesn`t happen til xmas night ! you have just ruined family tradition ! Wha kind of show is brother going to do hehe
2006-12-04 01:57:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i must admit it is a bit early rach it might spoil the suprise for xmas day. oh mind u there is lap dancing but keep that as a special suprise! as an extra suprise u could use monty pythons "sit on my face and tell me that u love me" record! that`d be a treat for them as u do the lap dance! hope that helps rach :) x
2006-12-04 00:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by graham f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did they do the erotic dance of the seven kippers? Because if they did, I wouldn't be surprised that you were turned on.
P.S. Is Aunty Dot available?
2006-12-03 07:53:38 · answer #3 · answered by quartzstar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know how u fell my Auntie and my stepmom were dancing like grinding and it was so hot that i wipped my dick out and had sex with my Aunt and stepmom, Now i have sex with my Aunt all the time it is great the way she sucks my dick and when i f*** her in the butthole she squeals and like her ***** just last night i rubbed cool whip all over her p**** and lickid it clean but i dont know if we should tell the rest of our family she i just so hot im gettin a hard on just thinking about her i think im going to go have sex with her right now and she loves my dick. o she gives my her pantys to. So yea i think it is awsome u should of got up and ha sex with ur Aunt u would of liked it.
2006-12-03 07:59:50 · answer #4 · answered by native_gangsta15 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try Barry white on xmas day to keep the excitement going or a bit of Gary Barlow or Chris De Burgh FFFFFWWWWOOOOAAARRRR!!!!!!!!
2006-12-03 07:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dangit ! I want a copy of this video ? can I show you how to spice it all up and not involve relatives the next time you decide to video tape something like this again, At least this way it won't sound so sick LOL..
2006-12-03 07:54:38 · answer #6 · answered by puppylovetfp.com 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one f***** up family you got there. Your aunt got naked in front of you and your brother and then your mother rubbed her chest. That's really f***** up. Is this like a part of your culture or something because I haven't heard of this 'til today. Are you part of some cult or something?
2006-12-03 07:49:41 · answer #7 · answered by LaissezFaire 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
convinced it is totally incorrect you may want to not sense that for fanily infact its very incorrect that your auntie and brother were doing that jointly and infront of relatives and btw boys dont positioned on knickers they positioned on something called boxers
2016-11-23 14:46:12 · answer #8 · answered by wygant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well for a member of such a weird family, I think your excitement is perfectly normal
2006-12-03 07:57:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh. I'm glad a belong to a normal family. I would definitely have waited until Christmas.
2006-12-03 07:49:58 · answer #10 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋