2006-12-03 05:55:32 · 12 answers · asked by fizzy_wolf 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the King describes an unattractive, but large breasted woman of having "huge… tracts of land."
Best euphamism ever.
2006-12-03 06:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by Justin H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the time of the month is always referred to as 'having the painters and decorators in'. If someone is overstepping the mark we always shout "STEP AWAY FROM THE COOKIE JAR". this works. An ugly person can always be referred to as looking like a 'blind cobblers thumb'. People we hate are always called 'cakes' - I wont go into the reason why but it's better than swearing.
2006-12-03 07:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by helen p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Son of bee-sting!" "Yipikiay - Melon Farmer" "Yipikiay - Mr. Falcon" (those are the hilarious edits that they used in the Diehard video clips on television whilst Bruce Willis dropped the F-bomb) additionally this replaced into used to describe an somewhat super person in an somewhat small dress - gross! "Like a balloon over a ham"
2016-10-17 15:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by johannah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of 'polishing the candlestick'
Meaning W*nking if u haven't got it.
2006-12-05 07:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f*ck you and the horse you rode in on. lol.
**hah, kevin, i got more thumbs down than you did. lmao. but then, i'm sure you don't give a rats a.$.$ do you. blahahahahahahahaha.
edits...i was told by my friend today that i say "screw you and the horse you rode in on"...which only a smidge better than what i originally said above. but i still like saying it to ppl who rub me the wrong way. which isn't THAT often. but it works for me. ;o] more thumbs down plz. i'm looking for the thumbs down prize of the week. oh yeah, i also say, "chuck you if you can't take a foke."
2006-12-03 05:59:00 · answer #5 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ok so i dont wanna swear.. so i usually substitue hot chocolate fudge sundae with whipped cream and crerry topping... every time im about to blow... wonder if taht counts though :))
2006-12-03 07:08:22 · answer #6 · answered by The phoenix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Intellectually bankrupt instead of stupid.
Parsimonious instead of stingy or cheap.
2006-12-03 07:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Unintentional possession" instead of stealing. I heard someone say that in court once, and it cracked me up.
2006-12-03 06:04:27 · answer #8 · answered by Nikita R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just sayi
2006-12-03 06:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"University Challenged" - Stupid :o
2006-12-04 00:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by Vernix Lanugo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋