1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has,you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
2006-12-03 04:20:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Married people, don't take this too seriously, it's just harmless fun!!
Would you like to hear more reasons?
2006-12-03 04:25:26 · update #1
One good reason to avoid marriage is that in doing so, you'll also avoid going through a messy divorce!
2006-12-03 04:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah her name is Kelly and she hails from NJ. She has red clown hair and a face that would make a train take a dirt road!
2006-12-03 13:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by Screaming Banshee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've been married for 12 years and we're best friends as well as lovers. It all depends on who you marry and how commited you are to making it work.You have to learn to sacrifice, and that you cannot always be right.
2006-12-03 12:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Of course this is your opinion about marriage. I happen to have a very good one, thank you.
2006-12-03 12:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm not married for other reasons too...I'm happy dating.
2006-12-03 12:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2006-12-03 12:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by bmebodymod 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL very well done and not too far from the truth!
2006-12-03 12:22:47 · answer #7 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Are you married????
2006-12-03 13:34:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true doll
2006-12-03 12:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I really enjoyed that!
2006-12-03 12:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by Kimberly 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋