2006-12-03 04:07:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Of course Santa Claus does exist ... and I shall ask him in my letter that I am writing
*what is the question*
2006-12-03 04:16:37 · answer #1 · answered by gorgeousfluffpot 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe, long johns, string vest and wellies. He looks her up and down and says 'hey baby your dressed for luuuuuuuuuve' she GLARES back at him, CLONKS him one with her coal bucket and he makes his escape back up the chimney. SHE LAUGHS MANIACALy MWHA HA HA HA HA HA. He shrieks and jumps into the sleigh never to be seen again, and only ever comes to houses where the women are fast asleep.
2006-12-03 12:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by : 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where do you think the song "I Saw Santa Clause Kissing My Mom" came from?
2006-12-03 12:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by arti 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's Ms. Claus
2006-12-03 12:09:35 · answer #4 · answered by Beast from the East 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that's about the song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus", it's Daddy dressed up as Santa kissing Mommy and the child is up to see it and they think it's Santa kissing Mommy!
2006-12-03 18:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
2006-12-03 12:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
And said, Sorry love, just been horizontal jogging at the last house, and you know Santa only "comes" once a year!!
2006-12-03 12:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by poetikliesense 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Thats hot
2006-12-03 12:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Holding a sawn off shotgun,, She sed you got 1 chance to explain why after last yr i've not seen sight or sound of you after getting what you wanted... and it better be good or i'll blow your nuts off
2006-12-03 12:18:21 · answer #9 · answered by Roy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Welllllllllllllllllllllllll, if she is wearing a naughty nightie, then I hope that she has good home-owner's ins. because the poor ole' boy would probably have a heart attack.
2006-12-03 12:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋