Well, here is a few to get you started:
These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner -
Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometres take lots of water...
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa
2006-12-03 02:51:59 · 7 answers · asked by Porgie 7 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
2006-12-03 02:55:30 · update #1
Best answer goes to the one who can add funnier Q&A.
2006-12-03 03:06:10 · update #2
Q. Hijack! giv me you car
A. Sorry my name is frik not Jack! (vroooom)
Q. does South Africa generate their own electricity? (USA)
A. No, they have a cable across the sea to Australia.
Q. Do people live in tree houses and mud houses in South Africa?
A. Yes! in 2010 they are opening the grand "palm tree" hotel for tourists to stay in.
damn cant think of any others
wait, this is just a funny story that happened to my friends maid. They bought their maid a cellphone. after a week she lost it. my friend asked her, "did you try phoning it to see if its in your room or something?" she replied by saying, "no, my friend send it a pleeez call me but it did not phone her back."
2006-12-03 23:15:09 · answer #1 · answered by $u$kin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was truly brilliant! I just sent it out on email! I don't have any questions to top that, but I'l keep looking!
2006-12-04 06:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant !!!!!!!!
shows the mentality of some people. How do these people even manage to fill out the passport applications let alone travel !!
2006-12-03 10:55:30 · answer #3 · answered by PHIL M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seen this before! Brilliant!
2006-12-04 11:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by glynis18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great 1 once again porgie!! haha rofl..... im afraid but i have nothing that can top any of those up.... cheers mate and go well..
2006-12-04 00:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Hector 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it shows shows the IQ's of americans and others.......that is why americans are obsessed with finding intelligent life in space because there is none in america
2006-12-04 01:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ha ha, LOL!!!!!!! Thanks for the great laugh!!!!!
Cool one Porgie!!!!!
2006-12-04 04:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by poepies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋