if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2006-12-03 01:45:39 · 5 answers · asked by doug s 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
He'd do just enough chucking of wood to build up his muscles and impress the ladies.
Sadly the ancient rite of wood chucking has died out in the woodchuck community, leaving puny-looking males and disappointed females.
To answer your question specifically, I believe the scientific studies have shown that the amount of wood that a wood chuck COULD chuck is about 12 logs per hour, with a 10 minute snooze between chucks. (Cynics have pointed out that this uses up the whole hour just doing the between-chuck snoozing, but that's the beauty of the sport).
2006-12-03 01:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by JaneB 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would cuck as much wood as he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-12-03 09:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by Nisey B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Berry could answer you.
2006-12-03 09:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by kesatria 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i thought it was
"how much wood would a woodpecker peck if a wood pecker could peck wood?"
probably just varies from region to region..
2006-12-03 09:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anne M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
as much as his little heart wanted!!! because he thinks he can! he thinks he can! he thinks he can!!!!
2006-12-03 14:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋