2006-12-03 00:52:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I know Chuch...and believe it or not I've thrown a football with him (on a set 13 years ago) and he can throw a football about 45-50 years...I don't know now
2006-12-03 00:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris could through a ball so far that it covers the entire distance of the Earth, and if Chuck stood in the same spot as where he threw, the ball would hit him in his rock hard booty and begin it's journey around the world in the opposite direction. It would then cover the distance of Earth again, but would be headed in the direction of Chuck's balls. This wouldn't hurt Chuck, but would annoy him a little, so the ball would fall right before it hit Chuck again.
Short answer: 1.9999999 x the diameter of Earth.
2006-12-03 02:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can chuck a ball so far that it flies faster than Superman!
2006-12-03 01:00:44 · answer #3 · answered by CarLBanks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
2006-12-03 00:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Miyakichan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would never chuck a ball. If he did, he would apply such incredibly powerful force to the ball that it would remain stationary while the Earth would instead be ripped from its orbit and flung headlong out of the solar system.
This is why Chuck was thoughtful enough to take up karate instead of baseball.
2006-12-03 01:01:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My Dad doesn't chuck balls.
My Dad tosses the ball straight up, freezes it with a stare and makes the earth rotate under it.
2006-12-03 02:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by chuck_junior 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face every time you masturbate.
2006-12-03 01:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by hoagie13365 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck can chuck a ball as far as chuck wants to chuck a ball.
2006-12-03 00:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by kimberly k 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if a chuck could chuck a ball the bigger question is how many balls could a chuck chuck if a chuck could chuck balls
2006-12-03 00:56:02 · answer #9 · answered by gazooks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck chuck chuckity chuck chuckity
2006-12-03 00:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million)Vs Beckham: Norris loses if he has to play finished field. purpose for purpose shootout and he wins simply by his "Ranger Roundhouse" nook kick 2) Vs Fedor: Loses without action picture magic to make fighters fall 3) Vs Ussain: If Bolt shoots at him as he runs for canopy and then they substitute, Norris ought to have the proper time. Norris continually makes it to conceal 4) Vs Phelps: Norris wins from all his prepare river swimming after unlawful immigrants (he's a TEXAS Ranger even with each thing) 5) Vs Armstrong: Lance palms down, that boy is unstoppable on a motorbike 6) Vs Nash: Norris on the buzzer at the same time as Nash falls down from hysterical laughter on the diolouge of Walker re-runs. 7) Vs Marciano: Norris loses...Marciano will continually be the underdog who ought to eight) Vs Nadal: Norris loses. Norris would not comprehend what to do with a racket except whack baddies severe with it. Nadal through DQ after Norris receives an unsportsmanlike habit for wrapping one round his neck 9) Vs Shumaher: Norris wins after Robby Gordon takes Michael out interior the backstretch. Robby Gordon ought to damage a automobile through searching at it. 10) Vs HHH: HHH wins after Chyna sneaks up in the back of Norris and crotch chops him DX type. How's that?
2016-10-16 11:36:52 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋