2006-12-02 18:59:40 · 22 answers · asked by jhood1716 1 in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
Its impossible. You are screwed.
2006-12-02 19:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
While there are good answers the truth is if you are obese or fat it will take longer. The water is the ticket especially the night and day of the test, the more hydrated you are the better(Your urine should be CLEAR, and you should be going about every 10 minutes) If you are a chronic smoker then you are pretty much hosed for 10-31 days (for Urine) longer for hair. One time (it was my birthday) type of deal you may be good in 3-12 days. Spend 25 bucks and buy your own Over the counter test. But the only sure fired way to be clean is not do it.
And also if you do get caught you can always challenge the findings this process buys you a couple of days (so stay clean), there are lawyers in Houston that gurantee they will get you off a drug test 100%. I do drug testing and believe me there is always something the test was out of date, paperwork not signed, chain of custody incorrectly filed out, sample not stored tested properly... The list goes on and on
2006-12-03 03:18:44 · answer #2 · answered by worldwideemtff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could find some way to put a tiny amount of bleach into the test specimen. Others might tell you to drink the bleach, but that has got to be one of the dumbest ideas ever, you might as well crack open an old glass thermometer and drink the cool liquid metal stuff that comes out in hopes of becoming the t-1000 from Terminator Two: Judgment Day.
2006-12-03 03:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop putting the weed in your urine - it makes it taste like pee. Seriously: drink a TON of water, then it should rinse out in a few days if you are not a heavy smoker. BTW: smoking pot causes the mitochondria in lung tissue to slow down. That's bad, in case you didn't know.
2006-12-03 03:02:08 · answer #4 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TRUST ME:
1. Lots of Water (Cup after Cup)
2. Pickle Juice (no lie) and/or Cranberry Juice (lots)
3. Also, Run your shower on hot and sit in the bathroom and let the steam from the shower sweat out the weed in your system (dont get in the shower just run it while in the bathroom with the door shut. becareful not to pass out)
4. $50.00 or less will buy you this drink from GMC that you drink 3 hrs. before the test and 100% Pass.
2006-12-03 03:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by Hayze 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Clean Tea
2006-12-03 03:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by thetyranyofevilmen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOTS AND LOTS OF WATER!!!
Pickle Juice (seriously drink like a couple jars of the stuff)
This will help if you havent smoked alot of weed recently
Good luck
2006-12-03 06:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by Metrick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wait. About 2 weeks to a month. THC is fat soluble. It is stored in your body fat and is excreted slowly over the course of about a month depending on the level. There is nothing you can do to hurry that along. The masking agents show up during a drug screen and make it apparent that you were attempting to hide something resulting in a fail.
2006-12-03 03:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It takes a month for THC to metabolize in the body. You will have to purchase clean urine and use that for your test . here is one place to get some.
http://www.ureasample.com/
I was once a heavy pot smoker. I Finally was able to give it up for Christ's sake. I am much happier clean and aware.
2006-12-03 03:04:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't use it and your urine will be clean instantly any time you are called upon to take a test.
2006-12-03 03:01:50 · answer #10 · answered by Star 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its simple use ALOE its the best i know of and its natural try cuting it in slices and boil it in water then drink it cold or hot. It should work right away i should know my pop's girlfriend ask me the same thing and it works and yes i know i may have a young apperiance of 16 but im 20.
2006-12-06 18:47:21 · answer #11 · answered by James J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋