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Breathe in. Hold it. Exhale.

Now that you've gotten that out of the way, lets talk toes. Santa has no use for toes. He can't feed them to his elves or his reindeer, and Mrs Claus collects fingers.

Now proceed knitting yourself a sweater made from the finest pregnant sharks.

2006-12-02 19:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Fear of toelessness grips much of North America during the holiday knitting season. Wear steel toed boots until MLK Day and you'll be fine.

2006-12-03 02:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

According to local research in the community, the toes aren't what gets stolen, rather, the toe nails get it.
Chopped off toe nails....Thats a thought.
Santa is BACK!

2006-12-03 02:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by dj haVok 2 · 0 0

Yes, its very Normal Just make Sure You Toecuffed Your Toes To Your bed, and That should do it..

2006-12-03 02:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I knew this was you! I think this is pretty normal among people like us kitty, but I still don't know how toes and sweaters go together......I'm kinda slow.....

2006-12-03 02:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Completely normal. Don't let it bother you - knit away!

2006-12-03 02:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0 0

he wont steal your toes, santa only steals cookies and beer

2006-12-03 02:21:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No. it sounds like you're allergic to wool.

2006-12-03 02:24:35 · answer #8 · answered by Cara Beth 6 · 0 0

Didn't I read this question earlier

2006-12-03 02:21:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

is this deja vu

2006-12-03 02:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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