2006-12-02 17:25:52 · 12 answers · asked by rameshchandra j 1 in Travel ➔ United Kingdom ➔ London
I've just checked, and the country is full at the moment. You'll have to try again in 10 years time. In the meantime, see if the country in which you currently reside gives free council houses and benefits.
2006-12-02 18:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Phish 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
If you do not already have some form of "settled status" in the UK you will not be able to apply for "naturalisation" (Citizenship). You must first live in the UK for a number of years. If you are not already living in the UK you need to apply for a specific visa at the British Embassy/High Commission in the country you currently live but it is very unlikely that you will be able to apply for anything more a Visitors Visa (maximum length of stay - 6 months). As you give no details about your circumstances I am unable to offer any further information. Please ignore the racists that have responded to your question, they are ignorant and small minded.
2006-12-03 23:59:46 · answer #2 · answered by paul h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why bother ask George Bush nicely, his country has much more space than uk. If your lucky they will test you on your knowledge of the usa and give you a green card so that you can work.
Learn to spell or stay put !!
2006-12-02 22:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. You will need LOTS of money
2. You do need to be able to read and write and UNDERSTAND English
3. You need to try via the legal route
4. Next step go to the British Embassy in your country and take advice from them. You can't get Citizenship before you have lived here 4 years as a resident.
2006-12-03 05:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send me £10000 and I'll marry you or one of yer family, then you can come here no probs!
We are a friendly people, ignore the other bigots who answered you.
2006-12-03 08:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by peter noseman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you must have nothing whatsoever to offer the country.
Second, you must require free housing and extensive/ expensive medical treatment and demand it on the NHS.
Third, you must be wanted in your own country for heinous atrocities.
Fourth, on arrival you must state aggresively and relentlessly that you hate Britain, the British and everything we stand for.
Fifth, you should already be part of a terror organisation as that is a pre-requisite of receiving state benefits of £100,000 per annum or more. If not, you should join or start your own little freedom group.
Sixth, you'll now be free to enjoy our bitter, resentful, blissfully multi-cultural society where you will be welcomed with open arms by politicians who do not have to live next door to you. And then hated, harrased and abused by the people who do live next door to you.
2006-12-02 18:20:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Spelling usually helps.
p.s Dick, it's ok having a laugh and a joke but you should take your disgusting, racist, uneducated, puerile, views elsewhere.
2006-12-02 17:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the weasels nicely.
2006-12-02 17:36:00 · answer #8 · answered by sashs.geo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope they've introduced that English test!
2006-12-02 17:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by Doobdonk 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Before anything else, by spelling 'Citizenship' correctly.
2006-12-02 17:28:20 · answer #10 · answered by spartan 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋