What is the funniest drunk story that has happened to you?

Question

I use to drink and i remember all the goofy things we use to do and i would like to hear some of yours

Answer 1

I went out one night a few years ago with my partner to a local nightclub and drank some wild turkeys. I wasnt used to the suckers and they went straight to my head. By the end of the night i cant remember anything, except maybe being carried out of the nightclub at the end hehe.

I remember my partner getting me to eat a kebab and then i remember falling over in the backyard. The next morning i was so sick....i woke to find my partner laughing at me in bed. I found out that when i had been climbing a flight of stairs to get to my granny flat that i had fallen in a pile of dogshit on the back lawn! Supposedly i had just sat there pissing myself laughing. Gawd i love my hubby, what a sweety. He took me downstairs and showered me before he carried me to bed :P

Answer 2

One night me and my boyfriend got drunk and I was drunker than I had ever been in my life!
The last thing I remember is taking my shirt off and saying I'm hot then I layed down in the middle of the living room floor.
The next morning I had bruises on each of my ribs and I asked him if he kicked my A S S or something because it was really bad.He said that I took off all of my clothes and walked into the kitchen and fell between the table and a chair.He showed me exactly how I fell and I said was I hurt?Lol
I dont remember any of this.I havnt drank that much since.

Answer 3

Well, while we are confessing, one cold night we were out of booze and decided to walk up to the store-with our dog. I had on a orange hunting once piece outfit and the dog was pulling me, plus there was a thin layer of ice on the sidewalk. I kept falling and my husband went on ahead with the dog and told me to start walking home. I turned around but not before slipping and falling into a 3 ft high snow bank on someone's lawn when I see the police car pull up overheads light up and hear this lady cop say to me-"are you ok???" My husband seeing all this unfolding from the inside of the party store, is running with the dog, a 6 pk of Labatts and a 5th of Tequila shouting-"shes with me!" I was so banged up, it is no wonder I did not knock my teeth out.I didn't need any more drinks needless to say.It was UGLY!!! I blamed it on the icy sidewalk when I when to work the next day. I still laugh at that one!

Answer 4

I was soooo drunk that could not hold the glass and it falled only to know that the floor of the pub also drink and today nobody offered them a drink and they took my glass away.

Answer 5

I got so drunk one night i tripped over a street sign. I finished up with 2 black eyes a cut to my head and a broken nose.

Answer 6

My friend was drunk at this concert and he suddenly climbed on the stage and stole the lead singers mic. and farted on it.
It was pretty awkward to see the guy singing again on the same mic.
My friend was literally beaten up by the security and got kicked out.

Answer 7

it was 1 of those drinking sessions during my internship (last yr in college)...

we were having a party & then 2 guys were distributing drinks.. it was gin mixed w/pineapple juice or sprite (cnt remember).. it tasted so nice that i took my frend's drink 2x.. thought it was cool..

when i finally get off my seat, BHAM!!! i fell straight on d floor & 2 think it was concrete.. thankfully i didnt have a single scratch..

then my guy frends carried me 2 our room & tucked me 2 bed.. when i woke up, 1 of my guy frends was lying next 2 me.. i was shocked thinking something happened b/w us.. but he said, he was just making sure i wudnt fall down fr my bed..

when i get so drunk, i lose my equilibrium...

Answer 8

I was chatting to a girl who was standing beside me in a bar and as she walked away, I followed. As I tagged along behind her, I stepped in some beer that was spilled on the floor and slipped down and landed flat on my back with my feet protruding through the Ladies Room door.

Answer 9

well, when i was in high school me and a bunch of friends got drunk, and then we had no place to spend the night so we had to over to my friend lindsey's house--but the problem was, her dad was home. so once we got there, we all had to be SUPER quiet so her dad wouldnt wake up and suspect anything. well, i guess (i dont remember) i wouldnt cooperate with this being quite thing, so they left me on the lawn to sleep! i woke up the next morning (this part i remember) at like 7:30, FREEZING, and went inside. I remember walking into lindsey's room where she and all my friends were sleeping, holding myself, hunched over, adn shivering so loud, with my hair EVERYWHERE. they ended up throwing me in the bathtub to clean up. damn bitches ;)

Answer 10

I had like 14 beers one night and when I woke up, I was on my apartment floor with my pants down, my boxers covered in s h i t, and my arms wrapped around a dog that was also passed out.