2006-12-02 17:14:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Clearly you've never encountered an angry fat man.
2006-12-02 17:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Belie 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
If you do, you'll get coal in your Christmas stocking! And underwear for a gift! And not the sexy kind, either!
Belie is right, you will be asleep when he comes down the chimney, you don't know what he might do! Even Santa might have his limits! You try driving 12 reindeer, at night, in the cold snow, and let's see how jolly you are!
Bake some chocolate cookies, dude, do not take the chance!
2006-12-03 01:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by riversconfluence 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey Tockers57- haven't you heard? Santa is gluten intolerant and all the cookies full of gluten cause him to bloat! Be kind to Santa this year and leave him some Gluten-free cookies (they make some excellent gluten-free chocolate chip cookies nowadays) and some soy milk. I'm sure he'll appreciate your extra special consideration for his condition.
2006-12-03 01:27:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
See the above answers -- I don't think you want to invoke Santa's wrath and fury on Christmas Eve!
Besides, Santa gets plenty of cardio...carrying heavy bags filled with Playstations, dashing down chimneys and sh!t!
2006-12-03 03:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by NA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking salami sandwich. One can not deliver toys for 24 hours on cookies alone. Maybe a Red Bull...
Peace!
2006-12-03 01:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by carole 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not enough fiber...slip him some of that Kashi Good Friends Cereal. Turn that boy INSIDE OUT!
2006-12-03 16:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! He might like that. Or you could leave him some crystal light and a banana. Food on the go.
2006-12-03 01:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by ←Shea→ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea if you want no presents. The man likes his cookies and milk and he isn't obese he is jolly damnit.
2006-12-03 04:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea BUT don't rock the boat, he might get angry and leave without giving you anything
2006-12-03 01:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by devora k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or how about healthy cookies the cookie monster eats now.
2006-12-03 01:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by nay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave him celery and water. Healthier with more substance
2006-12-03 01:35:33 · answer #11 · answered by K-Kitty 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋