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well my grandma gets cold very easily and she doesn't own any blankets ((she is very poor because she spent all he money on her gamling problem and peanut butter, she really likes how it sticks to the top of her mouth, she sometimes even brushes her teeth with it))and i feel very badly for her. Her head gets espically cold because she has no hair, she lost it in the war. It's a horrible story anyway she often asks me to rub her head to keep it warm but i think i would feel more comfortable if i just sat on it. The only problem is i don't want her to get brain damage and i have bad balance any way....what are some alternatives to sitting on her? Hats are not an option....she is allergic to all fabric...which explains why i can't wear pants when i sit on her. This is a very big delema and i would very much appreciate your advice even though i have no idea who you are!

2006-12-02 14:45:25 · 10 answers · asked by kcbubbles411 1 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

10 answers

Drunk + Yahoo = Funny.

Uh, yeah, just, you know, don't CRUSH the woman, I guess. Uhm... I'm thinking ya'll need to move to a warmer climate.

2006-12-02 14:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by katya_annalotovich_x 3 · 0 0

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2016-11-23 13:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by frick 4 · 0 0

sure sit on her head maybe u can fart too and warm her up abit. And then u can both brush ur teeth with poo ..oops i mean peanut butter. and then u can throw her outside in the cold and tell her to quit being a pussie when she cries to go in

2006-12-02 14:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like you and your gramdma have a problem. You both should see a shrink.

2006-12-02 15:11:59 · answer #4 · answered by ruth4526 7 · 0 0

weird but gross..just get her a dog that will lay next to her head at night.

2006-12-02 15:10:28 · answer #5 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0 0

As long as she doesn't eat you out while you're sitting on her, I suppose it's OK.

PS... Send me some of whatever you're smoking.

2006-12-02 14:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by Stretchy McSlapNuts 3 · 1 0

gamling? is that a new sport

2006-12-02 14:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by Cosmo4u1 2 · 0 0

sorrry,but siricely?

2006-12-02 14:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by Kazumasan 2 · 0 0

VERY FUNNY! NOTTTTTTT!

2006-12-02 15:06:09 · answer #9 · answered by ShellyBelly 4 · 0 0

thats sick

2006-12-02 14:58:48 · answer #10 · answered by meegles 2 · 0 0

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