What was the most embarassing thing that ever happened to you. Most honest and detailed wins!?

Question

Don't really want to tell you mine

Answer 1

Okay. 1. I was born, in brooklyn 1901 june second, and I
wasn't allowed my own blankee and had to wait outside of
Walmarts for a democratic afghan. Second thing that happens
is the rosenstueven calls and baptises me a Jewish dwarf.
I have to work for 30 years by ownership as a slave ship
new yorker making donuts. This job is only 24 hours a week
and I cannot raise the money for the apartments the jewish
landlord wants 1550.00 month. With utilities extra so I
decline the stove, water, lites,and take only the airconditiioning.
Big mistake, they hole the board of banks, board of banana
peels, and bored of everything at my apartment. Now it is
2300 squared feet, so there is room, yet when they get the
first chance, they put in a taxi stand. That's it VH2 before
I get Vh1. Can you pass the snitzell I think I felt stunned.

Answer 2

I was in the 2nd grade and I was a very,VERY, shy little girl. One day I really needed to go to the bathroom but i wouldn't ask, so when the bell rang for recess,i tried to make it to the bathroom but I didn't, and it wasn't (p),so i took off my messed up under thing and threw it in the corner of the bathroom stall and when to recess. I had on a dress, not a tight dress but a dress with a gather full skirt. That day the wind was blowing hard and we had to walk down steps to get to the play ground. I didn't play, I stayed on the last step and hung on to the railing til the bell rang ...but for some reason I made a lot of friends that day.

Answer 3

Well, I was living with my Aunt when I was about 16. My Aunt's boss gave her a big bag of stuff for us kids. In the bag was candy and cookies and toys and stuff. There was a package of what looked like brown cookies. I opened it up and I thought that they looked kind of strange. I tasted one and it tasted really weird. I tried to give one to my uncle to see what he would say and he looked at it for a minute and then he told me that those were not cookies, it was cow manure!!! How gross! What I can't figure out is why my aunts boss would give her cow manure?

Answer 4

well, my family was in Florida for a vacation and we were at a murder mystery dinner. after the first few scenes the host went around saying, 'so how did you know the deceased,' she came to my table and i said that i was the paperboy. that got a laugh. but after that nothing. she asked me how much i was paid, the first time i said nothing, the second time i asked i said a penny. what embarrased me is that i was only 5 and she asked me if i was smart. which also was rude of her.