If I ever get stuck wondering why? why? WHY???, then I think about The Meaning of Life. This puts it all in perspective:
Galaxy Song
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
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So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
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Penis Song
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Do you get it now?? SEX
Nothing else matters but procreation...
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED!
The meaning of life is to blindly create more and more life--it feels good, and, damn it, it is the right thing to do.
Finally, remember this:
Life's a piece of schit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
2006-12-02 14:43:45
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answered by mad_madison_maiden_x 4
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We were created by God to honor Him
We are fulfilled as we seek to personally know Him in giving our
lives to Him
To serve others out of love and not duty, to be at peace
To anticipate heaven
2006-12-02 14:31:19
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answered by ydr2go 1
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Oh Dear Friend - It is to have family, friends and loved ones and to care for our world. Just love, that is enough. GBY
2006-12-02 15:07:11
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answered by Dust in the Wind 7
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ah! the age old question that will never be answered execpt by God himself. dont worry even those who do go 2 heaven will not get a straight answer from God........maybe
2006-12-02 14:30:32
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answered by Flusher 3
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Its to live and go through each day making someone else smile
2006-12-02 18:43:26
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answered by not you 2
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lifes a long boring grind interspersed with a few moments of pure JOY
2006-12-02 14:26:25
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answered by Anonymous
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To procreate. I never knew this until I had children.
2006-12-02 14:22:07
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answered by Anonymous
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The continual quest for the answer to this question.
2006-12-02 14:20:20
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answered by Arrow 5
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Life for me is hardship and to live and also enjoy it as well and learining as well.
2006-12-02 14:26:30
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answered by Anonymous
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42.
2006-12-02 14:20:10
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answered by Anonymous
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