Q: How many Pagans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 6, 1 to change the bulb and 5 to argue about how the bulbs never burnt out before the damned Christians came along!
I thought it was funny! What do you think?
2006-12-02 13:21:59 · 23 answers · asked by Seeker 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Not insulting Pagans! I am one!
2006-12-02 13:25:32 · update #1
Realize that you would probably have to be a Pagan to understand. That is why I addressed PAGANS in my question.
2006-12-02 13:33:03 · update #2
cute...
but i prefer candles
by the way have you found jesus? WAIT...did you look behind the couch yet?
2006-12-02 18:54:13 · answer #1 · answered by dawn_horger 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! I also heard a few more specific ones.
How many Gardernians does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Sorry, that's a Third Degree secret.
How many Brittish Traditionalist Wiccans does it take to change a light bulb?
13. One to change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old bulb.
How many Thelemites does it take to change a light bulb?
2) None - Thelemites embrace the dark as well as the light.
How many Frost "School of Wicca" Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Just you! That's right, YOU! And for only $195 we'll send you our
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Listen to the testimony of a young couple from Wisconsin who..."
How many Ceremonial Magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to do it on the 3rd friday of a month
when the Moon is in Taurus and it's the fifth planetary hour...
and it's *not* funny. (Heehee, my Dad's CM, so this one is especially funny to me.)
* How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Into what?
2006-12-03 00:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would agree with raxivar, it needs a little something. It is kind of flat. Then again, maybe it is just my sense of humor. My tastes run more to the line of.....
You might be a Redneck Pagan if:
Your Athame was designed by Jim Bowie
Your cerimonial challace has 'Budweiser' written across it
You use broken washers and dryers for your quarter alters
Your image of the Goddess has a staple through her navel
Your image of the God is painted on black velvet
Your alter cloth is red and white checkered vynl, has 'Ramada' or 'Holiday Inn' written across it, or it has fitted corners
You invoke the spirits by saying "Ya'll git on in here now"
Your favorite partner for the Great Rite is also your first cousin
2006-12-02 22:43:30 · answer #3 · answered by mirrorpuck 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad.......
I think I would have included more pagans and more arguments though........some rebelling against 'traditional' lightbulbs, a Chaos Mage attempting to create an everburning candle, some discussing how much meditating will be required before the action is to begin, a ceremonial Mage discoursing upon how Edison was really a Mage and the whole history of lighting, etc.
2006-12-02 21:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by raxivar 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
It's really cute! We never lost our light ya know. To borrow from the Christians, they said do not hide you're light under a bushel. With them around we had to hide the light any place we could find! When they could find it, they only used it as a torch to torch us!
But I don't think us witches' ever hid our light under a bushel anyway! We are to smart to burn the whole barn down! Blessed Be
Oh, and I just wanted to add, with Pagans there is never really any blaming. We believe only in self responsibility. If it happened, it's cause we let it happen. All joking aside, and nothing whatsoever against Christians or any other group.
2006-12-02 21:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by smoothsoullady 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Walked the way of the Witch for more than half my life, Christian now..
Funny joke
I know.. BbbBooOooo ... HhHhiIiIIiSssSsssss :)
2006-12-02 22:04:28 · answer #6 · answered by sassy 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
'Tis funny, yet I'm confused. Why'd we pick 5? Just because of the 5 elements that are used in most of the European traditions, or was it just some randomly chosen number that would still imply a lot of different perspectives...?
2006-12-02 22:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I guess it would be funny if you were a pagan (had a sense of humor about yourself) or if you hated pagans and liked bashing them. I’m neither.
2006-12-02 21:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG, that's hilarious. Now go flush down the toilet with the Tidy Bowl Man, cause you're starting to smell.
2006-12-02 21:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am not a Pagan but I thought that it was pretty funny. You know people that believe in God enjoy good jokes too. Do you know any good dirty ones??????????
2006-12-02 22:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by Dawn 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
funny
2006-12-02 22:59:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋