2006-12-02 13:05:06 · 17 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How about a little pink button that says...wanna taste
2006-12-02 13:07:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, because then this would happen:
In a Roseville ,Ca. hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, you may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist .. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
What happened he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your "member" is under your pillow.
Men Never Listen.
2006-12-02 13:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by Miss February 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 19:48:42 · answer #3 · answered by rankins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
Except maybe, pushing the button that starts the game, "Thermal Nuclear War".
2006-12-02 13:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by know_it_all_NOT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, pushing it twice
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Good luck
2006-12-02 14:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, love that red button
2006-12-02 13:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by been there, done that 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really. Its about as exciting as flipping light swithches that are taped in the on position.
2006-12-02 14:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by Maitreyi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, giving that guy a ride when the sign says "DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS"...and there is a prison half a mile away!!
2006-12-02 13:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by ididElvis 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...it's right up there with pulling a string that says, "Don't pull!" Aren't we so devious?
2006-12-03 14:59:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few, but that one is definately on the top of my list! LOL!
2006-12-02 13:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋