Alright, so I'm writing a forensic script on the top ten ways to annoy teachers, and am having a bit of trouble coming up with some crazy, wacky excuses to go along with. Any help? I need the craziest, funniest, wackiest ones you have, but they really need to be APPROPIATE! Thank you =) (And, just in case anyone was wondering, I will *not* be using any of these for any other purpose than for this script.)
2006-12-02 12:37:20 · 15 answers · asked by Nyki Marie 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
It's not that crazy, but I used to have this germophobe teacher in highschool. There was this girl that always sat in the front row and everyday she would come in and brush her hair. Not just one or two strokes, but like she was Marsha Brady or something. Everytime she started to brush her you could see his face actually getting red by the annoyance. He would always have to pick up his coffee and go to the other side of the room as to not get any flyaways on him or in his coffee. He asked her to put away her brush like everyday. After awhile she was late coming in to class. When the teacher asked why she was late she was actually often honest and told him she had to brush her hair.
2006-12-02 12:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by midnightjoker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, my dog was in heat, and last night, my homework got covered in that red stuff when she laid down on it.
Um, my car wouldn't start, so I had to do my homework on line, which is really limiting.
I layed down to imagine what it would be like to ace this class, and I woke up thismorning, without having finished the assignment.
I have been doing a study on masturbation, and my hand cramped just when I thought I had my thesis statement figured out.
I've been watching you at the front of the class, and it seems that you have a very limited grasp on the subject matter. I'm not going to drop the class, because I am coming for the entertainment value!
I'm so turned on by the way you control the classroom. I can't wait to become a teacher too, so I can lord over my subjects too!
2006-12-02 12:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by Lion J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) I dropped my homework in the toilet and then accidentally flushed it down.
2) My siblings vomitted on my homework.
3) The smartest person in this class tore it up because it didn't have the correct answers.
4) What are you talking about? I thought you said that there wasn't any homework yesterday.
5) I lost my textbook in the library and they had mistaken it for a library book.
6) My friend ate my homework.(She eats paper)
7) I got lost at the mall yesterday and had to sleep in it, so I couldn't do my homework.
2006-12-02 12:53:46 · answer #3 · answered by M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was getting on the bus and the bus driver didn't see me and my scarf got caught in the door, dragging me along, and I accidentally dropped my homework. I'm okay, though.
My primary resource is a Tibetan monk and I won't see him until the next full moon, so I have to turn in this paper late.
I was working on my paper during my vacation in the Carribbean when all of the sudden a pirannha came of the water and ate it, and I myself barely escaped, which is why I don't have my paper today.
I was bungee jumping and it fell out of my pocket.
I was walking to school and a homeless man robbed me and took it.
That's all I have for now......
2006-12-02 12:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by Your Imaginary Friend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The craziest excuse i have ever heard someone provide became when I lived and worked in Seattle, Washington. a woman referred to as in and informed my boss that she couldn't are available in because she had a dream that she became going to be the golf eco-friendly River Killer's next sufferer.
2016-11-30 01:45:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my math class, every day, a student from another class comes in and disrupts the whole class. He doesn't even have her for math. On her projector he writes stuff like "Do your homework!" Or draws pictures using this computer thing. Also he says to our teacher that she is his mom, and she gave birth to him. Then she'll lock him out the class room, and he'll stick his head in from of the window and just looks around.
2006-12-02 12:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by Donovan G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In middle school I had not studied for a test. So I wrote "Mr. Mertz (that was his name) is an asshole", on my hand and pretended to be cheating on the test with crib notes on my hand. After the class the teacher called me to his room and looked at my hand....I got suspended. :)
2006-12-02 12:49:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My little brother tore it this morning.
I forgot it on the table because my mom was checking it.
I did it and i don't know where i put it.
I couldn't do it because i was sick.
My best friend got in an accident.
My best friend died.
My mom was in the hospital.
2006-12-02 15:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by Belizean girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~i had to go to the emergency room because my dad's leg got stuck in the printer
~storm troopers raided my house and took my cat and i had to chase them through the desert
~my mom got a computer virus and had to go to the hospital
~my little brother ate my homework
~my grandpas wig got flushed down the toilet
~i had to play video games
2006-12-02 12:48:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here one i actually used... "my dog ate my homework..." seriouly though? i dont own a dog....
~my parents told me not to
~it was a jewish holiday
~it was an islamic holiday
~i was in jail cause i crashed the car
~i got sick last night, but im ok now!
~i didnt have a writing utensil
~i just didnt do it
there... thats all i got..
2006-12-02 12:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by xctibbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋