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please discuss, provide insight, and provide useful docmentation so this modern 20th century mystery can finally be discussed. thank you for your patronage.

2006-12-02 12:14:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

5 answers

hahaha....he's never gonna live that one down, seriously
you can't just make **** like that up!

2006-12-02 12:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by ManderAnne 3 · 0 0

I reckon he did, check out these pages of what doctors have removed from people,

heres another gerbil story
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital pokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal trac

2006-12-02 20:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by of Light 4 · 1 1

This rumor has been around for many years.

It started when there was some talk about him being gay.

2006-12-02 20:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0 0

that is more common that you think
people put all kinds of unusual things up their tush

2006-12-02 20:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 0 0

yep

2006-12-02 20:33:29 · answer #5 · answered by David 6 · 0 0

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