That Santa is actually Satan in disguised. Think about it
Red-Red
Big-Big
Loud Deep Voice-Loud Deep Voice
Littel Servants-Little Servants.
If you see Santa, Grab your nearest Bible, Cross, and bottle of Holy Water.
And Repeate after me
Repeate 10 times.
In the Name of KevinAngel I rebute You
In the Name of KevinAngel I rebute You
2006-12-02 12:12:29 · 19 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Santa is real if you believe.........the devil is there if you believe or not.
Santa only comes at Christmas.....the devil is always here.... every moment of every day.....trying to find his way into your heart and soul.....
And you KevinAngel.....there are angels in Heaven...and angels living in the pits of Hell......It is said that the angels of Hell will blast their way into our hearts....trying to turn us from goodness and joy....and most of all.....trying to tell us that Santa is not really Santa.....but the devil in disguise.
But what do I know....I thought the word was rebuke....not rebute....lol.......Merry Christmas....to you...and to Santa!
2006-12-02 12:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by emotional blonde 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I can do that, but KevinAngel, tell me... you have powers over whom, Satan or Santa, OH, sorry. I forgot, same person. I'm not being facetious at all, I just remembered what you just taught me, okay got it now. What I am wondering and again, I'll do that thing you command, what is "rebute?
Is that SPIRITUAL or debatable? Add details, boo.
2006-12-02 20:15:33 · answer #2 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Merry Christmas!
2006-12-02 20:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would you mind if I rebuke him instead? I came across this informative website on the origin of the jolly old elf. For it seems the real Saint Nicholas was a lover of the poor and patron saint of children....a fitting symbol of the Christmas season.
2006-12-02 20:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by AileneWright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to mention that santa breaks in peoples houses through their chimney and steals cookies
2006-12-02 20:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by Ad Just 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do u know satan is big?
or has a loud deep voice?
or is red?
thats just the movies.
you'll never know until ya get there.
(or if u get there)
2006-12-02 20:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by IDNTGIVASHT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one way to look at it. But think about this:
Santa rewards all children, even if they're naughty
He comes in the night, in the quiet, to bring us our heart's desire
He reads our letters
Um...yeah nevermind....I'm done trying to prove stuff right now...
2006-12-02 20:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no. im not going to touch a bible, cross or holy water. just stay indoors and go see a special doctor.
2006-12-02 20:19:01 · answer #8 · answered by Clairebear. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sniffing faerie dust causes hallucinations.
2006-12-02 20:23:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kevin Angel I rebuke you in the name
Of Jesus Christ....Silly Boy....smile
I'm gonna pray for you...lol!
2006-12-02 20:17:01 · answer #10 · answered by soundlady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋