2006-12-02 12:09:21 · 11 answers · asked by hiletsparty69 1 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
while your on your putter go to ebay and buy yourself some paper
2006-12-02 12:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by me too 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a bill out of your wallet. Fold it twice and tear off the corner of the fold. This will make a hole in the bill. Put your finger through the hold and then wipe your ***. Pull it off over your finger and fold it up and throw it away. Now take the little corner piece and use that to clean under your fiongernail, and you're good to go.
2006-12-02 20:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by Ronald R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By chance, were there facial tissue, towels, moisture washing tissues on the counter, the T shirt, socks , other clothing on your person, the morning newspaper or magazine.. Want me to keep going. Be prepared and keep at lest one roll of TP on the toilet tank top always.
2006-12-02 21:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use the empty roll tube.
Might be a little scratchy.
Poor planning on your part-Does not constitute an emergency on mine.
2006-12-02 20:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. KnowItAll 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People have been shi**ing long before paper was even invented. Think about it.......
2006-12-02 20:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by ec1177 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Print out these answers and go to it.
2006-12-02 21:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by John M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take yer crap, then just jump into the shower and wash yer fanny out!!
2006-12-02 20:19:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that really sucks well i guess paper towel
2006-12-02 20:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a corncob
2006-12-02 21:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by t u RB o 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use your shirt!
2006-12-02 21:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by konstipashen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋