There must be some cracking stories out there!!! Whats your worst.??
2006-12-02 11:28:39 · 21 answers · asked by Chris O 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
It involved a kangaroo, 2 slices of toast and a cockerel, but I don' t like talking about it!!
2006-12-02 11:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
I had a few, but my worst was a fatal attraction last year, we only saw each other 3 times and she became obsessed, she was not passionate, I need that in a lover. She was like a mummy, did not know how to make out, was not really responsive. I have never had anyone act like her before, she didn't have any friends so I was it. She would not leave me alone, she was e-mailing me over and over, calling me on the cell, leaving me nasty messages. Even cursing on her messages, that was not cool. It took a few months for her to finally leave me alone and just when I thought she was gone she e-mailed me again asking me to give her another chance. I blocked her, she made up other screen names just to send me more e-mail, telling me how messed up I was. She was not romantic, another thing that is nice to have in a relationship. She was pushy, negative, on anti-psychotic drugs which was scary in itself. I met her through the personals, that is something that I will never do again. You can meet some real scary people through the personals. I almost had to get a restraining order on her. When she had a bad day at her job I would get the blame. I am glad I survived that. :)
2006-12-02 11:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pretty much any one night stand. Not that I've had many, but the few that I've had the guys really think they're doing something, and most of the time they are not. Ever seen the movie "Waiting to Exhale"? There are a couple scenes in that movie where the guy is all into it, and the woman is laying there with a confused look on her face. That pretty much sums up a couple of my experiences.
2006-12-02 11:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A nasty story that a college friend of mine told me (really-it is not my personal experience). He had sex with a gal, and afterwards they were flirting in bed and got into an argument, so he told her that he was gonna fart on her face if she didn't stop arguing. She refused to submit to the threat and said: "I dare you." So this dude turned his naked butt around and farted on her face. The worst part was that diarrhea came out too, and the girl had it all over her face. She didn't say a word but wiped herself clean, got dressed and left and was never heard from again...
This dude then went around telling everyone about his fart...
2006-12-02 13:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well when I was 18 I ran away from my 30 day marriage. I took up a guy I met at a party to go up north for the weekend. I went because I was sure my husband would kill me(drama Queen) and I wanted to get out of town. Well that night in a hotel...in bed..with this guy...it was.......less than 2 inches...I laughed...he hit me.
2006-12-02 11:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by Tedi 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Well It wasn't sexual as such but someone was making screwdrivers too strong and we had a few before dinner. Really romantic setting, steaks cooking over the fire in the fireplace, about as romantic as you can get. When he said that the steaks were ready I stood up and promptly threw up directly into the green carpet. he was really nice about it but I felt horrible(after I sobered up).
2006-12-02 11:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by IndyT- For Da Ben Dan 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When I was in college I dated this girl for something of two weeks. She wasn't really my type but I dated her anyways. We were in her dorm room one night. We were getting ready to go to sleep, I was just going to stay there. We started doing things.. and she said something like f*ck me harder and she was all positioned just so and I ... LOL...I just laughed. I guess I just couldnt help but laugh and she got mad at me and broke up with me the next day. LOL......
2006-12-02 12:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by U2 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If a guy hasnt washed his 3 piece suite b4 you give it a suck... Nasty experience the smell was a clue though i didnt go there dont worry!!1
2006-12-02 11:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by Suzan D 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
well.. it kinda goes a little something like this.
i use to date this guy named mike and his dick was so small even though he had my legs all the way back i still could not feel the sex that he was trying to give me. so i just pretended that i liked it and never had anything else to do with him.
well sorry for the guys who have something down there and no it is not the size that counts it is how you use it
2006-12-02 11:32:52 · answer #9 · answered by gaurdianangelic 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
In the days I considered myself bisexual I had a fling with this very hot redheaded girl. Sadly her personal area had an overwhelming smell of ammonia. I was sick the entire next day from it. Can still smell it today just remembering.
I've had to service 1000 guys since to get that taste out of my mouth.
2006-12-02 12:41:39 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋