In the song an Irish man sings about a women (Nula) sending him 12 gifts coming up to Xmas and driving him and his old mother mad. Does anyone know the singer.
2006-12-02 09:37:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Thanks Daisy i got it on Limewire
2006-12-02 10:25:15 · update #1
It is the 12 days of Christmas by Frank Kelly (Father Jack from Father Ted). It can be found on Kazaa. Hope this helps.
2006-12-02 10:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont know that one, but
Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With dearest love and affection, Agnes *** December 15th Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtle doves.... I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes *** December 16th Dear John: Oh, aren't you the extravagant one! Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity. Three french hens. They are just darling but I must insist.... you're just too kind. Love Agnes *** December 17th Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic. Affectionately, Agnes *** December 18th Dearest John: What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings. One for each finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, John, all those squawking birds were beginning to get on my nerves. All my love, Agnes *** December 19th Dear John: When I opened the door there were actually six geese-a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. PLEASE STOP! Cordially, Agnes *** December 20th John: What's with you and those birds???? Seven swans-a-swimming. What kind of joke is this? There's bird do-do all over the house and they never stop the racket. I'm a nervous wreck and I can't sleep all night. IT'S NOT FUNNY.......So stop with those birds. Sincerely, Agnes *** December 21st OK Buster: I think I prefer the birds. What am I going to do with eight maids-a-milking? It's not enough with all those birds and eight maids-a-milking, but they had to bring their own cows. There is poop all over the lawn and I can't move into my own house. Just lay off me. . Ag *** December 22nd Hey: What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers playing. And do they play! They never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are upset and are stepping all over those screeching birds. No wonder they screech. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. You'll get yours. From Ag *** December 23rd You Creep! Now there's ten ladies dancing - I don't know why I call them ladies. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of poop. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I'm sicking the police on you. One who means it, Ag *** December 24th Listen Idiot: What's with the eleven lords a-leaping? All 234 of the birds are dead. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten swine. Your sworn enemy, Miss Agnes McCallister *** December 25th (From the law offices Taeker, Spedar, and Baegar) Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McCallister. The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McCallister at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest. -Merry Christmas
i hope this brings a smile.............
2006-12-02 18:16:07 · answer #2 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trying going on to google and typing in the lyrics and seeing if it comes up or going onto Yahoo Music or maybe Rhapsody
2006-12-02 17:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you try limewire in the irish songs section,or if you go into Virgin stores,they go into their computer to see if they have it,good luck.
2006-12-02 17:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by danjontina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh!! ive heard that one, i love it. im sorry but im not sure who sings it. maybe trying launchcast.com will help.
2006-12-02 17:44:05 · answer #5 · answered by LoLa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋