I hope people come forward who's been abducted so I won't feel alone...
Last week, 25th Nov, I went to take my dog out, Bailey, for a walk in the fields. It was very dark and late as I was walking past tall trees in the middle of nowhere, but I wasn't nervous because I was more than ready to use the dog's leader as a weapon incase some nutter was going to jump out from the trees.
Anyway, as I was shouting "Bailey!? Come back you massive vicious dog!" very loudly just incase a nutter was in the trees planning to hit me with my own dog-leader, I heard a futuristic Vroom noise whizz by the trees and a flash of light - but no noise.
When I got back home after the dog had 2 poos, a few sniffs and a wee-wee, I went into the bathroom to do my business - as you do!
I looked up at the mirror above the sink and I suddenly had a beard! Then I discovered that the milk was off and I had to do some serious catching up with the tv soap Eastenders? Has anyone had this experience?????
2006-12-02
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