If you farted in a bag, sealed it up to make it airtight.Then transported to China,would it smell when opened

Answer 1

you have a good taste

Answer 2

The primary source of odor from flatulence is methane gas. Methane is produced when organic matter decays inside the subject body. Methane is also flammable and can be toxic at high levels, especially when present inside a confined space. Make sure you work in a well ventilated area.

You should be warned that transporting hazardous materials (international or domestic)without proper packaging, warning labels and shipping papers is a violation of federal law.

I would first consume food such as beans or White Castle Hamburgers to ensure a strong sample. You might want to fire a few test shots to ensure that your methane levels are high.

If wanted to preserve the smell I would advise vacuum packaging. The packaging media should also be sterile to ensure a pure sample. This may require you to insert a sampling tube into your rectum. (Although this may seem painful, some people find it enjoyable).

If the fart does indeed have an odor prior to packaging, it should retain that odor for some period of time provided that the package is properly sealed.

Answer 3

So it appears that the Americans and the Chinese are preparing to offend each other with farts emitted into plastic bags, sealed, and sent by airmail... to whom? Maybe the heads of state in each country would be the logical choice of recipient. The smell of a few Chinese farts might clear George Bush's mind up a bit.

Answer 4

LOL! such a sealed container ~~~~
Could well retain, some of its pungency !

how scientific is that!!!!!

This bit of research, may be valuable in years to come .
What value escapes me, But then --- I am not a scientist .

Are the Chinese, aware of , the imminent
arrival of "the experiment ". to shake the universe!

Is there no end, to the difficulties ,
our eager Professor must endure

Would they allow this bag ,
an entry or even, an exit permit ..

I await the outcome --with baited breath !

Good Luck

>^,,^<

Answer 5

This is a really funny question and has started a great debate in my house. My husband says making something airtight means removing all the air do no, it wouldn't smell. I say if you used a food saver bag that seals in freshness ans keeps out freezer-burn etc. then yes.
Either way, great question.

Answer 6

Yes. It would also no doubt violate several international laws and possibly be considered an act of war by the U.S.

Answer 7

definite, I definitely have! :p I munch on peanuts lots so I consistently have them in my kitchen, and a few instances i did no longer have the rest for breakfast so I merely ate peanuts. ^.^ they do no longer look to be very filling nonetheless, yet a minimum of it replace into some thing. ^.^ (((Hugs))) ??

Answer 8

If a tree falls in a forest, does anyone hear it? If you fart in a bag, does anyone care?

Answer 9

only if the bag was gas tight otherwise the molecules would diffuse through the bag

Answer 10

It would smell anywhere except in the middle east. Because the middle east is already in deep s***

Answer 11

that is one of the mysteries that we'll never solve, like the mystery of the missing people in the Bermuda Triangle, hehe