He has now started calling himself Bri the fry and panhandling on street corners. Should i let off some steam and then tell him to put a lid on it, or should i just give him the ingredients for a stir fry and let him get on with it?
2006-12-02 06:52:57 · 16 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
It sounds like Brian is a little chicken to me. No sense in you getting steamed about this, it's his perwokitive. Instead, I suggest you should stir him up. Empty your 'fridge and he's liable to come up with a mixture for success. Fuel him on, you never know. Grease him up now and it may sprout greens for you later. Leave no wok unturned.
If things don't pan out, wok up to him and toss him some coppers like you would to other panhandlers.
2006-12-02 10:40:18 · answer #1 · answered by Bird 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was fed up of being on the shelf and wanted to put some spice in the mix. He's a crackpot, but don't toss him aside- let him simmer down and use music therapy - get him to play chopsticks to take his mind off things. That should stop him feeling disorientated.
2006-12-02 18:55:26 · answer #2 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah, your mate Brian is right, however the underside of the indigo Heineken pull ring disagrees. The furry plastic laminated plumber reckons that 9% of people dont understand. So understanding this, the number "Zero" can't and therfore cannot reason at all. I think that says it all. Unless you argue with the absolute reason, that Pie doesn't swivel unless motionless.
2006-12-02 15:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by Hairybolux 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have him lay down, and deposit the ingredients for cashew chicken on his stomach. If he can properly cook them, hs is, indeed, a wok, at which time you, being built similarly, will have to reconsider what YOU are.
2006-12-02 16:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by memnoch 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He sounds like a proper Noodle.
You need to get him some help, before they come and TAKE him AWAY.
Has he got a split personality too? Does he change from Sweet to Sour.
2006-12-02 14:57:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are coming to take him away, away, away
Better put a lid on it before the men in white coats does take him away..
2006-12-02 15:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would invite Ken Homm round to give him a good pounding.
2006-12-02 15:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to wok his dog
2006-12-02 17:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by sophia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmm, yummy stir fry
2006-12-02 14:54:59 · answer #9 · answered by mannit m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should just invest in some better puns!
2006-12-02 14:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by Richard H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋