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His heart was two sizes too small.

2006-12-02 06:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1 0

The Grinch hated Christmas!
The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were to tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

2006-12-02 14:30:28 · answer #2 · answered by mrs_empo 3 · 0 1

The Grinch was mean simply because his wife had left him years earlier, at least that's what I think happened behind the scenes.

2006-12-02 14:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by Annalisa P 1 · 0 1

If you were Green, covered in scraggly fur, and kept having beer bottles slipping out of your hands....

You'd probably be a bit of a grump as well...

2006-12-02 14:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by wolf560 5 · 0 1

But perhaps the most likely reason of all
Was that his heart was..

Two sizes too small.

2006-12-02 14:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by mango 3 · 0 1

Because he was a freak rejected by the whoville society.

2006-12-02 14:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by ANTJOHN 2 · 0 1

Because He didn't like people asking silly questions. That's why

2006-12-02 21:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Because he had nothing to eat but Spam and taco sauce and his toilet was overflowing lol

2006-12-02 19:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by *shine* 3 · 0 1

Because his brain was full of cob webs and he had garlic in his soul.

2006-12-02 14:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

his heart=size of your penis.
his heart=size of a pea

get the picture?

2006-12-02 14:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by #$&SDFH 1 · 0 2

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