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My hot neighbour hangs her laundry out on a clothesline and leaves them overnight. I have a tendency to swipe her panties at the midnight hour. Does this make me a bad person? I don't think it does. Besides, I'm sure she has other panties. Giggity!

2006-12-02 06:11:24 · 9 answers · asked by Glen Quagmire 3 in Home & Garden Cleaning & Laundry

My woman knows I do it...she just turns a blind eye to it though. And to the lady who said I was discriminating against bras, I'll start acquiring them too. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. I'll be sure to choose you as the best answer.

2006-12-02 06:52:38 · update #1

9 answers

You are a terrible person - discriminating against bras!
How do you think the BRAS feel when you ignore them?
Repent and begin treating underwear as equal-opportunity items!

2006-12-02 06:29:43 · answer #1 · answered by flywho 5 · 1 0

Grow up if you really think she is hot ask her out don't steal here undies and also another thing get some help and show some respect because if you have problems don't tell them to use so we have to deal with them! O yea and that part of your question where you asked "Does this make me a bad person?" Yes you are a bad person . And also go to a therabist. And also what you are doing is ilegal so get a girl friend or get a lawyer. And this also does not have to do with Cleaning & Laundry it has to do with Health. And also you might want to think if in one Q you said you have ____ 2.6 times a day with your girl friend so are you stealing these panties from your nabor for her or do you not have a girl friend. And your nabor has the right to call the police on you for stealing and crossing her land and your "girl friend" will probably break up with you if she finds out so i ssuggest you stop and break up with your girl friend to save her the trouble of you.

2006-12-02 14:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by goldstar6A2 2 · 1 0

Britteny Spears just spent $1300. on one thong last week. So be Careful because You could be charged with grand theft. You're not a bad person but you do have bad juvenile behaviors, IE: as in stealing and acting like a pervert. Don't worry too much about being a bad person, after all your just a man who can't control his panty fetish. When it escalates to peeking in your neighours windows or worse, or if you get caught then just tell yourself and the police that it's all her fault for hanging her laundry outside.

If I caught you stealing my laundry I'd make sure that your boss and coworkers, and your wife and your kids, and the whole neighbourhood knew about it as well as the police.

2006-12-02 14:39:10 · answer #3 · answered by Share 2 · 0 1

Stealing makes you a bad person. In a way. My suggestion is to get a girl friend. One who looks better than your hot neighbor, that way you will be to distracted by your girl friend to go out in the middle of the knight o steal your neighbors panties. you could also ask her out. If that doesn't wort get some help. please

2006-12-02 14:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by Lil Angel 1 · 0 1

Stealing is bad, stealing ladies underwear at midnight is worse.

Get some help

2006-12-02 14:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Leaving everything else out of this that makes your above statement disturbing.. I will just state it makes you a thief and leave it at that!

2006-12-02 14:14:44 · answer #6 · answered by Issym 5 · 1 0

You should pin a five to the clothesline so she can replace them.

2006-12-02 14:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Switch 5 · 1 0

grow up

2006-12-02 14:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by parrotsarenoisy 5 · 2 0

Get help...

2006-12-02 14:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0 1

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